The Return of the King (Honoring Rush Limbaugh's return to the Golden Microphone)

Sacred Cow Burgers ^ | 11/16/2003 | Sacred Cow Burgers

[Prime Choice]

The Party of Sauron & Saruman (AKA - The Democrats) will no doubt be "deeply saddened". ; )

Welcome back, Rush!!

[Prime Choice]

[fly_so_free]

Like the picture! Kewl.

I'm looking foward to hearing what Rush has to say. One thing's for sure, the 'Rats have given him PLENTY of things to work with/comment on. Welcome Back Rush- BUMP

[sourcery]

[sourcery]

[Bogey78O]

Yup, there goes another Peace Activist.

[Central Scrutiniser]

I'd honor his return by taking some illegal drugs and harassing an employee to commit crime, but I'd get thrown in jail for it..

[Prime Choice]

I'd honor his return by taking some illegal drugs and harassing an employee to commit crime, but I'd get thrown in jail for it..

I can't tell you how refreshing it is to meet someone who has never sinned. Seriously, the pleasure is mine.

May I get you some more stones?

[FReepaholic]

>>...[your tagline](Which is the most universal human characteristic? Fear or Laziness?)...

I'm afraid to tell you. Maybe I will but just not right now. I'll get to it later. Got any beer?

[SeeRushToldU_So]

He hasn't talked about drugs in years. You don't pay attention do you?

[Prime Choice]

Perhaps Rush will also hesitate with those stones when he considers his fellow drug abusers.

Do you even listen to his show regularly? Rush hasn't talked about drugs or drug users in years.

[trustandobey]

You forgot to mention, "The Return of Gravitas!"

[raybbr]

So what that he hasn't talked about it for years. I remember him trashing those of us who have fallen to addictions of either alcohol or drugs. Telling us, "They just don't have enough willpower". He's never expressed sympathy or empathy to people who have had to battle addiction.

I pray for his continued recovery. He's good when it comes to politics but sorely lacking any connect to the average guy out here. I will wait and see what he has to say before I pass judgment on his recovery. Having been there for almost 15 years, I can tell who's serious about it and who isn't. Although, listening to someone on the radio instead of talking to them in person is not the same thing.

The main ingredient to recovery is humility. I hope Rush has accepted this and can honestly practice it.

[raybbr]

That is way over the top. I like Rush but he isn't Christ.

[jocon307]

"May I get you some more stones?"

LOL, that's a pretty snappy retort. Mind if I use it sometime?

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

"May I get you some more stones?"

Dittos.

I wrote to the dittosrush email addy that my Bose is still set to go on at 12:06 PM EST, tuned to WABC. And would be (and has been) for the duration.

[Conspiracy Guy]

He’s Back

We missed you so while you were gone,
We’re glad that you are back.
We missed your sharp and cutting wit,
Your comments never lack.
We’ll tune you in and listen up,
And some of us will call.
But some of us sit silently,
We can’t hear you at all.
Cause radios just will not work,
Inside my office building.
I have to read the Internet to see,
Which sword you’re wielding.
Though I’m deprived of your live show,
I’m still glad you’re back on.
Welcome back Rush Limbaugh,
You know you weren’t alone.

Flurry 11/14/3

[Central Scrutiniser]

I sin all the time, keep trying to fit them in. But I will go to jail if I set up someone to buy me drugs. Maybe El Rushbo should have smoked pot, but he is against that too...