KIDS ASK DOUG FROM UPLAND - No. 1

DFU | 11-2-03 | Doug from Upland

[stylin19a]

I'm thinking Chillary doesn't throw out a first ball at Yankke Stadium because.....it'll come right back at her...with some heat on it.

[stylin19a]

Yankke=Yankee

[IWasATeenageDemocrat]

Dear Doug from Upland:

If Hollywood liberals care so damn much about the environment, why are they always flying around in jets to vacations in France and movie openings and such? Don't jet engines burn up lots and lots of fossil fuels?

I Was a Teenage Democrat
(age withheld by request)

[tet68]

Dear Doug from upland.

Regarding your statement that Bill and Hill both have the same taste in women, does that mean Hillery! likes overweight interns from California?
Thanks in advance
tet68

[somemoreequalthanothers]

Dear Doug from Upland,
If democrats are pro-choice, why don't they belive in a person's rights to choose schools for their children, in privatizing one's own social security, in choosing to own a firearm, SUV, etc?

[doug from upland]

NOTE TO READERS --- come on, this series is designed for questions from children. We must educate the children. Perhaps in succeeding episodes, children will ask and I will have the opportunity to answer those questions.

[martin_fierro]

Dear Doug From Upland;

I'm not a child, but can sure act childish if I need to.

Does that count as a question from a child?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Are b & h clinton the most truthful democRATs?

[cavtrooper21]

Dear Doug from Upland,
I can be child like... after a few beers.

Does that count?
Cavtrooper21.

[cavtrooper21]

Feind!
you beat me to it!!!

[doug from upland]

What have I created here. Give you guys a few brewskis and you get out of control.

[Gumption]

Dear Doug from upland,

How important are acute insecurity and severe inferiority complex when it comes to which women the Clintons choose, and why is that?

[Nam Vet]

You SHOULDA known, Buddy!!!

Nam Vet

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Dear Doug:

How does the Teflon stick to the pan?

Bookman

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Dear Doug:

How does the Teflon stick to the pan?

Bookman

[ErnBatavia]

Dear Doug,

At what age does cellulite begin? Is there a cure? I ask, because I have some political ambition further in life, and want to look my best for the media.

Hillary from Chicago

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Dear Doug;

2nd question - why did I double post? (ughh)

Bookman

[yonif]

Dear Doug from Upland:

What is the meaning of life?

yonif

[Nateman]

Dear Doug From Upland. I have a Hillary joke. Tell me what you think about it:

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.,

"Billy" he said,

"And what is your question, Billy?" she asked.

"I have three questions.

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" he asked

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve" he says shyly.

"And what is your question, Steve?" she asks

"I have five questions.

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?

And fifth - what happened to Billy?"