[stylin19a]

I'm thinking Chillary doesn't throw out a first ball at Yankke Stadium because.....it'll come right back at her...with some heat on it.

[IWasATeenageDemocrat]

Dear Doug from Upland:

If Hollywood liberals care so damn much about the environment, why are they always flying around in jets to vacations in France and movie openings and such? Don't jet engines burn up lots and lots of fossil fuels?

I Was a Teenage Democrat
(age withheld by request)

[tet68]

Dear Doug from upland.

Regarding your statement that Bill and Hill both have the same taste in women, does that mean Hillery! likes overweight interns from California?
Thanks in advance
tet68

[somemoreequalthanothers]

Dear Doug from Upland,
If democrats are pro-choice, why don't they belive in a person's rights to choose schools for their children, in privatizing one's own social security, in choosing to own a firearm, SUV, etc?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Are b & h clinton the most truthful democRATs?

[Gumption]

Dear Doug from upland,

How important are acute insecurity and severe inferiority complex when it comes to which women the Clintons choose, and why is that?

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Dear Doug:

How does the Teflon stick to the pan?

Bookman

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Dear Doug:

How does the Teflon stick to the pan?

Bookman

[yonif]

Dear Doug from Upland:

What is the meaning of life?

yonif

[Nateman]

Dear Doug From Upland. I have a Hillary joke. Tell me what you think about it:

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.,

"Billy" he said,

"And what is your question, Billy?" she asked.

"I have three questions.

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" he asked

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve" he says shyly.

"And what is your question, Steve?" she asks

"I have five questions.

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?

And fifth - what happened to Billy?"

[cavtrooper21]

Dear Doug from Upland,
Why do you set yourself for such abuse?? This there a cure ??
Cavtrooper21

[nicmarlo]

Dear Doug from Upland:

I was wondering if you could tell me about the Arkansas flu and what does it have to do with the Clintons? I was also wondering if the Arkansas flu has mutated yet?

Signed,
A Child who doesn't want to catch the flu.

[freedumb2003]

Dear doug from upland:

A train starts from Yonkeres going 50 miles an hour. At the same time a train in Poughkepsi...

[Barnacle]

LOL

(Have you thought of writing a book for children?)

[Chu Gary]

In his never-ending search for TV cameras, Pres. BJ and Hillary went to the first game of the BB season. A Secret Service agent leans over and whispers in his ear and he immediately picks Hillary up and tosses her into the on-deck circle. The SS agent says, "No no, Mr. President, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH!