Posted on 05/01/2024 10:13:42 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY — History has again repeated itself as communism once again devolved into mass starvation. The commies at Columbia University lasted less than twelve hours before running out of food and pleading for humanitarian aid, setting a new record for the collapse of communist food supply.
"Okay, time-out on the intifada revolution, we're out of pizza rolls," said Tara Gentry-Smith, protest organizer and self-proclaimed commie. "I'm going to go see if the people we just assaulted will send us some DoorDash. Ugh, why are we always running out of food?"
Communist protestors had barricaded themselves in buildings over the weekend and soon realized they had no means of production to feed themselves. Activists tried to enact communal ownership of the snacks they did have, but supplies ran out quickly.
"Man, why didn't we take over the food court?" lamented protestor Drake Jones. "I'm so hungry. I haven't had Chipotle in almost eight hours now! Still, I bet the people of Gaza are inspired by our sacrifice."
As of publishing time, the protestors told onlookers that true communism hadn't been tried and that they were going to start a new, even better collective one building over.
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Thanks for posting this.
The UK has really covered the removal of the trash in NYC!!
Good humorous example of the consequences of Communism demonstrated on fast forward.
:NeverTrumpin':
You always run out of kulaks, eventually, but especially when you don’t start out with any to redistribute from. Amateurs.
I said no need for police to get them out. Turn off the electric and water. No phone chargers or electric for microphones to shout at us. They would leave in 20 minutes.
I am Hamas fades fast without phones, water or food.
End in knives and a few goats
Well, let’s face it - you can’t have world revolution without pizza. And beer and plenty of weed. These young heroes risk their two-for-one coupons at Domino’s expiring. What are lives, fortunes, and sacred honor next to that?
Excellent meme!
Don’t feed the rag heads hummus — feed them pork then send them home.
That is beyond disgusting.
Wantonly destroying has nothing to do with their *protests*.
They are using the excuse of Palestine and hamas to justify the anarchy they want to engage in without the consequences they’d get if they just did it for the fun of it.
Cut the internet. They’d leave even faster.
Maybe the 'organizers' didn't want to be outed by paying the food bill - trucks delivering food, signs, walking around money, drums, flags and other props have license plates and the corrupt FBI is casually looking at them for the first time.
There it is!
😂😂🤣
Incredible B$ committed by these so called college students!
Great
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