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Biden Says He Can't Remember A Single Time When His Memory Has Failed Him
The Babylon Bee ^ | Feb 15, 2024 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 02/15/2024 6:12:53 PM PST by packagingguy

President Biden lashed out at critics who questioned his cognitive ability Thursday, telling reporters at the White House that he can't remember a single time when his memory failed him.

"Don't you think I would know if I were having memory problems?" the president asked. "I'm as sharp as a tack, Jack. I've got no cognitive issues whatsoever. My memory is as perfect as it was back in 2024 when I was president."

"Also, don't you think I'd know if I were having memory problems? People with memory problems mix up names, dates, and places," he noted. "They wander around aimlessly all day with clueless looks on their faces. I even heard of one extreme case where a guy confused Egypt with Mexico. Now, THAT'S a person you should be talking to about memory problems!"

The president then raised his hand to ask a question, seemingly unaware that he was leading the press conference. Shortly thereafter, a reporter asked Biden to comment on his portrayal as a "sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory" in last week's special counsel report.

"Look, I don't know that guy, so I'm not going to speculate on what was said in the report," Biden noted. "What I will say is this: Our country is at a critical crosswalk. If you have trouble figuring out whether you're for me or Donald Rumsfeld, well, then you ain't black. So please, when you drive into that voting booth in November of 2020, vote for Joe Biden."

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; dementia; dementiajoe; memory
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So there you have it from the horse's mouth.

I was wrong.

You were wrong.

Everyone in America was wrong.

Everyone on the planet was wrong.

Biden has a mind like an aluminum trap, he never mixes things up, he said so himself!

1 posted on 02/15/2024 6:12:53 PM PST by packagingguy
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To: packagingguy

Haha! Love the Bee 👍


2 posted on 02/15/2024 6:16:57 PM PST by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: broken_clock

“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
― Mark Twain


3 posted on 02/15/2024 6:20:39 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: broken_clock

Elvis song....
I Forgot To Remember to Forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSDbbL5mPk


4 posted on 02/15/2024 6:22:52 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: packagingguy

LOL. Great headline, says it all


5 posted on 02/15/2024 6:24:46 PM PST by Veto! (FJB Sucks Rocks)
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To: packagingguy

The Babylon Bee always brings a chuckle from me.

I can’t wait until they roast Big Fanny Willis and her testimony today. So much great stuff to work with.


6 posted on 02/15/2024 6:26:36 PM PST by Presbyterian Reporter
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To: broken_clock

What you say???


7 posted on 02/15/2024 6:27:12 PM PST by mfish13 (Elections have Consequences.)
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To: broken_clock

That is the best that I have seen the BEE come up with....

In truth, Biden has a mind like a STEEL TRAP! (Aluminum, my ass!)
However it is rusted shut!
He is past his use by date.
He suffers from “Diminished Capacity!”

When will he be let out to pasture?
I pray that it is before he screws up the economy, world relations and the earth’s balance.
The crook deserves a long sentence, possibly, a hanging.


8 posted on 02/15/2024 6:36:51 PM PST by BatGuano (2020 = Stolen Election. Believe it! Molon Labe.)
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To: All

Biden lashed out at critics who questioned his cognitive ability: “I would know if I were having memory problems. I’m as sharp as a tack, Jack. I’ve got no cognitive issues whatsoever. My memory is as perfect as it was back in 2024 when I was president.”


9 posted on 02/15/2024 6:37:47 PM PST by Liz (Matthew 11.28-30: Come to me, all you who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give you strength.)
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To: Liz

Fani’s a gold mine of low hanging fruit for any comedian that has the guts to go after the moron.


10 posted on 02/15/2024 6:39:25 PM PST by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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To: Veto!

A close family member is the head nurse at a home that specializes in dementia patients. Also, as having a parent who is in the final stages of dementia, I can say. Everything Biden is doing and saying, sounds like it just came from my parent’s mouth.


11 posted on 02/15/2024 6:39:43 PM PST by midwest_hiker
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Tell It Right posted: “Biden said his son, Beau, spoke to him from the grave in Baghdad to tell his Papa that the Supreme Court can kiss my you know what like FDR said on the telly when he told Jefferson Davis that he’s gonna free the slaves so they vote Democrat for the rest of their lives working in a 7-11 to get free menthols like the parents of smart kids.”


12 posted on 02/15/2024 6:41:03 PM PST by Liz (Matthew 11.28-30: Come to me, all you who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give you strength.)
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To: packagingguy

🤣🤣🤣


13 posted on 02/15/2024 6:44:39 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: BatGuano

I stole “aluminum trap” from Achmed the Dead Terrorist.


14 posted on 02/15/2024 6:45:14 PM PST by packagingguy
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To: Veto!

I had to read that more than once to believe what I was reading. It looks like Joe’s memory is aiding his forgetfulness.


15 posted on 02/15/2024 6:48:57 PM PST by oldtech
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To: packagingguy

Da Bee, nothing but net!


16 posted on 02/15/2024 6:49:51 PM PST by Roadrunner383 (m)
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To: packagingguy

My memory is great too...

But who is Biden ???


17 posted on 02/15/2024 6:58:10 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: packagingguy

LOL!! Really!


18 posted on 02/15/2024 7:00:08 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: packagingguy

The BEE nails it!!


19 posted on 02/15/2024 7:01:17 PM PST by Sacajaweau (..)
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To: packagingguy

How much more evidence do we need to realize that Biden is completely mentally disabled? Technically he simply agreed with us.


20 posted on 02/15/2024 7:26:30 PM PST by californian by choice
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