Posted on 01/23/2024 10:45:47 PM PST by Libloather
A disgruntled passenger was removed for farting excessively on an American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin last week, it has been claimed.
The early evening flight from the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport in Arizona to the Austin-Bergstrom International Airport in Texas was forced to return to its gate and delayed by 15 to 30 minutes, according to a passenger who was on the flight said.
The Texas-based traveler wrote on Reddit: 'I was on a direct American flight from Phoenix to Austin and I was seated near the row where this situation occurred.'
The Reddit poster described the January 14 incident as 'kinda funny' and 'somewhat entertaining' but said they did not film it.
The author remembered the passenger was 'audibly disgruntled about something, maybe hungover,' after they boarded the flight.
'As soon as he sat down, he was grumbling about something under his breath, like “f****** hell” or something,' the Reddit poster wrote.
After a majority of people were seated, the man said: 'You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell' and farted, according to the author.
They did not know what provoked that statement, but said, 'while kinda funny to overhear, it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane nonetheless.'
There were female passengers sitting next to the disgruntled passenger, who were 'seemingly mining their own business,' the author recalled.
They wrote: 'I didn’t catch anyone’s response to that but the guy seated next to me and I exchanged smiles and shook our heads.'
The passenger who reportedly farted said: 'Yeah, everybody let’s just eat the smelliest food possible all at the same time.'
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The headline is misleading. The passenger apparently farted once. He may have farted more, but there was no explicit indication of that, except maybe for “farting passenger.”
It’s Austin. He was probably flirting. Homophobia!
😆😆😆😆😆
Funniest scene
https://youtu.be/ikTrjQ3Cdbo?si=TTIZaDkjfgkLcnX9
Flying Uniwoke Express is enough to make a grown man cry.
Did the breathing masks get deployed?
Truth is they saved loads of fuel costs by serving (only) peanuts with carbonated drinks...helping to keep their planes aloft.
No problem, as long as he didn’t light his farts on the plane.
“......Yeah they have special section for me on airplanes now.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkj3V-FW6Yw
Skunk smells his own hole first.
*Fard
lol.. “One more OUTBURST like that from you and your Off the Plane!”
LOL !!! Sounds just like one of Our Boxers. Gas the room silently and then jump up and look around before relocating elsewhere.
The smeller’s the fellar.
It’s the airline’s fault.
The stewardess should have provided him with a cork.
I never have figured out how someone could do that intentionally.
He who denies it supplies it.
I’m pretty sure that guy has been on plenty of flights that I have been on.
Yep, and I think I’ve been in the seat right behind his. 🫢
When my grands were younger we could have 5 or 6 teen boys sleeping over. Interesting to walk though the pile of bodies and hear the digestive juices getting started in the morning. I knew exactly when to get breakfast started and there almost always was a clear winner.
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