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Disgruntled passenger is removed for FARTING excessively on American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin
Daily Mail ^
| 1/23/24
| Dolores Chang
Posted on 01/23/2024 10:45:47 PM PST by Libloather
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Wasn't me. Must've been someone else.
To: Libloather
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posted on
01/23/2024 10:46:41 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: Libloather
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posted on
01/23/2024 10:49:40 PM PST
by
antceecee
To: Libloather
My reply would be: “Hey, that’s what you get for putting me in coach.”
To: Libloather
The passenger was only trying to make the plane go faster.
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posted on
01/23/2024 10:54:14 PM PST
by
Jyotishi
(Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
To: Libloather
‘They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …’
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posted on
01/23/2024 10:55:25 PM PST
by
11th_VA
(Celebrate Climate Change !!!)
To: antceecee
Always blame the dog….Dogs are horrendous.
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posted on
01/23/2024 10:58:41 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
To: Libloather
"Sir! I resent your farting before my wife"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was her turn" :P
(From an old Steve Martin routine)
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posted on
01/23/2024 10:58:59 PM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(EVERY TIME A HEMI STARTS, AN EV DIES!)
To: 11th_VA
‘They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …’They are lucky they could breathe at all. 🤗
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posted on
01/23/2024 11:00:25 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
To: Libloather
>> Wasn’t me. Must’ve been someone else.
Could’ve been me. Have taken that flight many times and I’m pretty sure I farted at least once. And enjoyed it.
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posted on
01/23/2024 11:12:27 PM PST
by
Nervous Tick
("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
To: Mark17; antceecee
Funniest thing one of my dogs did was to audibly fart at one end of the couch, and run to the other end, and sit down, looking at where he’d been when he farted. I think he was setting the other dog up to take the blame.
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posted on
01/23/2024 11:12:53 PM PST
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Impala64ssa
>> “Sir! I resent your farting before my wife”
ROFL! Wives don’t fart, don’t you know. Except when they do.
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posted on
01/23/2024 11:14:13 PM PST
by
Nervous Tick
("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
To: gundog
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posted on
01/23/2024 11:21:26 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
To: Impala64ssa
"Sir! I resent your farting before my wife"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was her turn" :P
(From an old Steve Martin routine)The first I heard it was on National Lampoon's Radio Dinner album in 1972.
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posted on
01/23/2024 11:22:22 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
To: Libloather
We sat behind a kid who farted flagrantly and fragrantly at will during a two hour flight ten years ago. Constantly giggled too. His mother did tell him to quietly stop, because she was getting some of the “fallout”. Did no good.
To: Libloather
According to Rush a lot of women card in their cars before work
To: gundog
To: Mark17
To: 2nd Amendment
My hubbie and I teach the grands that girls ‘fluff’ and guys ‘fart’. We don’t know what the other 666 ‘genders do…and not even curious.
To: gundog
Lol.. reminds me of a video I had seen some time ago with an old pug.
He would be settling down, about to snooze, and rip one. He would jump up startled and flip around to where the sound came from looking for the guilty one.. then do the whole process again (can’t remember how many times)..
Will see if I can find the vid ;^)
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posted on
01/23/2024 11:47:25 PM PST
by
Bikkuri
(I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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