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Bad Luck: Military Announces Lost F-35 Was Carrying Epstein Client List
Babylon Bee ^ | Sept. 18, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 09/20/2023 6:49:11 AM PDT by Leaning Right

In a blow to the transparency of information and what could have been a treasure trove of evidence against a global sex trafficking ring, the Pentagon has announced the lost F-35 fighter jet was apparently carrying the only known copy of Jeffrey Epstein's client list.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bee; satire
In (perhaps) related news, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates are both looking very relieved. No need to pay any hush money after all.

[And remember, folks. It’s the Bee. Don’t get stung.]

1 posted on 09/20/2023 6:49:11 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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To: Leaning Right

lol


2 posted on 09/20/2023 6:51:55 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Leaning Right

And Hunter Biden’s Laptop.


3 posted on 09/20/2023 6:56:39 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Try That In A Small Town" - Jason Aldean rules!)
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To: Sacajaweau

Can we get creepy joe a ride in one of those?


4 posted on 09/20/2023 6:57:00 AM PDT by exnavy (Grow your faith, and have the courage to use it.)
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To: Leaning Right

I don’t know what happened, but I’m pressure we are not hearing the real story


5 posted on 09/20/2023 6:59:24 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: Leaning Right

That client list will never see the light of day unless President Trump is elected. In fact that should be one of President Trump’s campaign promises - publishing Epstein l’s client list.


6 posted on 09/20/2023 7:03:10 AM PDT by wildcard_redneck (The Forever War is a crime against humanity)
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To: MNDude

The list is safe in the hands of the deep state who will use it to further their priorities.


7 posted on 09/20/2023 7:07:02 AM PDT by oldbrowser ( Mexico is a failed country, we need to treat it as such.)
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To: Leaning Right

I don’t know what happened, but I’m pretty sure we are not hearing the real story


8 posted on 09/20/2023 7:22:40 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: oldbrowser

It’s how the DNC is keeping everyone ‘on side’


9 posted on 09/21/2023 2:16:00 AM PDT by SMARTY (“Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.” Thomas Sowell)
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