Gold. Pure gold.
Nailed it! The Bee is getting more and more brazen and IN YOUR FACE, SOCIALISTS - and I LOVE IT! :)
Pretty decent, but I think KamelToe said ‘affirmative’ about five more times.
the left will claim that she was chosen for her qualifications but biden made it clear he was going to elect a black female no matter what- a Clear case of Affirmative Action in action- He wouldn’t even consider a white person or white woman or any other color person for that matter regardless of how qualified they were-
I know this is satire. But Brown is plenty smart and plenty educated to sit on the Court. I think she’s an ideological basket case but calling her affirmative action makes me uncomfortable.
Sotomayer, otoh, doesn’t belong there and that’s been obvious for ages. If there’s an affirmative action hire on the court, it’s Sotomayer.
I know Brown waffled on the “woman” question. But that’s just part of the ideological goofiness she had to indulge to get on the Court.
This might be the Bee’s most brutal piece yet. ROTFLMAO!
Talk about a (well deserved) bitch slap!
The Bee is the GOAT of social commentary.
Im thinking Ketanji might be worried this ruling means she will lose her job.
What about the wide latina?
More than one ...
Would the “wise Latina” have been selected if she were instead a White Man?
Would the Jewish Lesbian have been selected if she were instead a White Man?
For that matter, would Justice Amy Coney-Barrett have been selected if she were instead a Man?
Even Justice Clarence Thomas, chosen to replace the late Thurgood Marshall, more or less “had” to be black.
And this points out the grave evil of “affirmative action”: it casts doubt on eve the most highly qualified people, folks who are head and shoulders above their peers, if they happen to be part of a “preferred minority”.
Has there been a collection printed on the debates around enactment of the Civil Rights Act of 1964? I’d like to read this — it seems to me that this odd overreach was what led to the untenable policy of affirmative action.
Babylon Bee is amazing. Almost continuously producing stuff like this. Brilliant.
Is biden going to rail against this decision like he did against the abortion decision? Will he establish sanctuaries where AA is not prosecuted? Will he give a fiery Nazi Rally speech like he did last Sept 1?
This isn’t satire, it’s TRUE! That dingbat doesn’t know what a woman is!!
We see two views of history. Karl Marx says, “The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle”. This view is limited to what can be observed, measured, or computed. Everything exists within the bounds of infinity. Humanity exists as swarms identified to be irradicated or dominated. There is no perception or acknowledgement of eternity.
The Declaration of Independence says, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. In this expression, the Creator reaches into our world from eternity to endow individual humans with inestimable value.
I think I will stick with the latter idea.
Is she a biologist yet?
Lol. Love the Bee.