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Daily Groaner
Coeur d'Alene Press ^
| august 18, 2022
| Anon
Posted on 08/18/2022 12:51:53 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
Two lady frogs were at a bar discussing recent romances.
The first frog said, “My date hugged me so tight I just wanted to croak."
The second frog said her date was really great, but his one quirk was he always had to have a midnight snack.
It turned out he was a fly-by-night kind of guy.
— Vernon Newby, Hayden Lake, Idaho
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comedy; groaners; humor; joe; vanity
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Well, at least it lived up to its billing of being a groaner. 😋
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I heard that they went to IHOP
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posted on
08/18/2022 12:57:16 PM PDT
by
HippyLoggerBiker
(Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. )
To: HippyLoggerBiker
Might as well jump, go ahead and jump.
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:04:46 PM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
Was one of the dates named Jeremiah?
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:06:12 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Said Ralph Kramden to his wife Alice when he was trying to impress his boss at a posh restaurant - “Don't just order the frog legs Alice. Order the WHOLE frog!”
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:11:55 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Why do melons have public weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:17:54 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
To: showme_the_Glory
They parked out front, but their car got toad.
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:27:21 PM PDT
by
HippyLoggerBiker
(Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. )
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
08/18/2022 2:20:15 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(Unbelief has nothing to say. Chance favors the prepared mind.)
To: Robert DeLong
All them do! It’s aptly named.
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posted on
08/18/2022 2:29:32 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you”)
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