Canada set to censor internet porn to ensure it’s 'Canadian' enough

National Post ^ | June 24, 2002 | Tristin Hopper

[Phoenix8]

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https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-hot-woman-snow-sitting-image50789360

[Clemenza]

I am old enough to remember the Meese Commission back in the 1980s, thinking if Ed Meese readily volunteered to review porn for President Reagan. 😂

[llevrok]

Each scene must have syrup and Labatt’s or Molson in it.

Back when SCTV was a popular show in Canada (early 80's), the Canadian government said shows created and produced in the country had to have some form of Canadian content with Canadian actors.

So SCTV came up with Doug and Bob McKenzie where 2 of the show's Canadian performers made fun of the Canadian culture. Sooory. The government was not happy, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pPRaD6TKLc

[cornfedcowboy]

I enjoy the maple syrup scenes.

[Pollard]

Everyone must be wearing a took

Or a mountie hat

[dragonblustar]

Probable to stop overseas underage porn, like coming from Russia. Best thing to do is to ban it out right. Porn is a cancer and should be banned. Only sick people with mental problems view porn.

[gov_bean_ counter]

And then there’s this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70Npi6PccBk

[Skywise]

Is this real life?

[fruser1]

Too cold in Canada for nudity.

[Billthedrill]

The chocks are out from under the wheels. Gonna be a crazy weekend.

[Angelino97]

New Rules:

1. Instead being spread with Swiss whipped cream, genitals must now be spread with Canadian maple syrup.

2. Instead of wearing Nazi SS uniforms, dominatrix's must now wear Canadian Mountie uniforms.

3. Instead of being anally raped with baseball bats, gay men must now be anally raped with hockey sticks.

4. Instead of featuring lion costumes, furry fetish videos must now feature moose costumes.

[Clemenza]

Take off! Eh?

[packagingguy]

“The beaver was given official status as an emblem of Canada”

https://www.canada.ca/en/canadian-heritage/services/official-symbols-canada.html

[cdcdawg]

How faggy will it have to be to pass muster?

[dinodino]

Exactly...and lumberjacks and canoes.

[Darksheare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

Just putting this out there, for science.

[dinodino]

Eh, there’s a ton of hot chicks in Montréal...

[aquila48]

This is too funny for words.

I can just picture the “regulators” sitting all day in front of a screen watching porno and...

[Fai Mao]

Canada is a lost cause.

[GOPJ]

For the first time in history political power is based more on sexual kink than on competence, birth or family status.

You doubt? Take a look at Biden's administration... power flows from color and kink...