1. Instead being spread with Swiss whipped cream, genitals must now be spread with Canadian maple syrup.
2. Instead of wearing Nazi SS uniforms, dominatrix's must now wear Canadian Mountie uniforms.
3. Instead of being anally raped with baseball bats, gay men must now be anally raped with hockey sticks.
4. Instead of featuring lion costumes, furry fetish videos must now feature moose costumes.
See, you get it…
Peter Marshall: How many men on a hockey team?
Paul Lynde: About half!