Canada set to censor internet porn to ensure it’s 'Canadian' enough

National Post ^ | June 24, 2002 | Tristin Hopper

[Loyalist]

Our cultural degeneracy continues apace. Government does not merely tolerate such vice, but now demands to govern and encourage it.

[AndyJackson]

All porn in Canada must be domestically sourced?

[EEGator]

Each scene must have syrup and Labatt’s or Molson in it.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

More hoser porn, eh?

[Lazamataz]

Canada is turning into an open-air prison.

[Yo-Yo]

Oh, Canada! Nice Beaver!

[Vigilanteman]

The “heels up” girls should be wearing ice skates instead of stilettos?

[crusty old prospector]

What are you going to “take off?”

[srmanuel]

Sounds like a bunch of Government Bureaucrats in Canada will be watching a bunch of porn to make sure it’s sufficiently Canadian...EH

[OttawaFreeper]

Maybe they can do X rated versions of The Forest Rangers or King of Kensington.

[Col Frank Slade]

This is NOT Babylon Bee….

[kosciusko51]

Will it require all of the dialogue in French with English subtitles to please the Quebecois?

[Billthedrill]

Non-Canadian content, meanwhile, would need to be artificially hidden.

That should result in some blurry patches in some very interesting places.

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Each scene must have syrup and Labatt’s or Molson in it.

Just place the bottle on the bedside table!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

: )

[adorno]

Yeah, but, will they be allowed to block black porn and homosexual and trannie porn? If they ban that kind of porn, they’ll be labeled racist and homophobes, and the crowds will be on the streets protesting.

[EEGator]

That’s Japanese porn…

[Uncle Miltie]

Maple, not fig, leaves.

[Born in 1950]

Canada to porn industry: Take off, hosers.

[MercyFlush]

“All porn in Canada must be domestically sourced?”

And it must be bilingual and feature butt ugly leftist Quebecker skanks.