Posted on 01/26/2022 4:56:24 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—DoorDash has begun rolling out an updated version of their popular app which features a new 'Wife Mode' that recommends all of your spouse's favorite restaurants for her to reject.
"It's no secret that married couples often disagree about what food to order. Sometimes these disagreements escalate into heated arguments that leave husbands throwing their hands up in frustration instead of ordering food," said DoorDash CEO Edgar Dash. "And that hurts our bottom line."
'Wife Mode' is triggered when the app picks up the phrase, "Anything's fine with me." The user is then given restaurant suggestions one at a time to get all of the rejections out of the way quickly and efficiently.
"We recommend husbands hand the phone to their wife when the mode is activated," advised DoorDash support. "They can then go about their business until their spouse selects a restaurant or runs out of options."
Recent app reviews indicate the new feature is a big success. Some users have even credited 'Wife Mode' with saving their marriage. But DoorDash has no plans to stop there. A new 'Husband Mode' is in development that will nag men until they order a low-calorie entree.
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Tnis is just modern woman mode.
That’s hilarious! Hits awfully close to home.
LOL!
??? That is an instant classic! “Offering each peanut M&M a free nut removal”
The Venn diagram method works best for when one encounters a wife in “wife mode” simply draw a Venn diagram with what you don’t want for food inside that circle then draw a intersecting circle and have her put everything she DOESN’T want inside her circle. With any common do not wants in the intersection.
Thus establishing everything else as available choices force the exclusion never EVER give them an open ended option by saying what you want to eat or asking them to say what they want thats an hour lost of life. Sometimes I put something k really want inside my don’t want Venn its a trap she will think she is doing wife mode by suggesting she might want something I put in my don’t want... BOOM ok I changed my mind lets get that thanks for playing.
LOL Absolutely true. My wife wonders why I’m irritated after she rejects my first 5 or 6 suggestions. Then she’ll complain I make her make all the decisions.
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