In Retrospect, Woman Attending Communist-Themed Party Should Have Realized There Wouldn't Be Any Food Politics

The Babylon Bee ^ | December 28, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

SEATTLE—Edmina Romanov fasted all day so she wouldn’t have to worry about calories at her friend’s Communist-themed party, but it was all for naught because no food was offered at the authentic commie get-together.

“Yeah, yeah, I’ve got egg on my face,” said Romanov. “I mean not really. I wish I did. I’m so hungry.”

“But think of the weight you will lose, comrade!” joked the party’s host, Larry Bolshevik. “Come! Let us play ‘Arrest the Lienz Cossack.’”

Another guest of the party, Natasha Summers, didn’t understand why Romanov was so upset. “There’s plenty of food if you know where to look for it,” she said. “I found a perfectly good dog in the backyard.”

According to sources, there was some bread earlier in the evening, but Romanov arrived fashionably late and missed out on the morsel.

[kosciusko51]

Well played, sir.

[rlmorel]

I know...as my boss sometimes says...”You can’t make that **** up!”

[4Liberty]

[Lazamataz]

Russia was the LAST place where Marx would have guessed a Communist Revolution would happen, he always imagined it happening in the Industrial Countries, Russia was way too agrarian.

Interesting. I'd like to learn more, if you can point me to something...

[gitmo]

Ha ha.

[Does so]

Nikita Khrushchev “outed” Stalin’s murderous history publicly in the mid-50s.