Posted on 12/30/2021 10:59:49 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
SEATTLE—Edmina Romanov fasted all day so she wouldn’t have to worry about calories at her friend’s Communist-themed party, but it was all for naught because no food was offered at the authentic commie get-together.
“Yeah, yeah, I’ve got egg on my face,” said Romanov. “I mean not really. I wish I did. I’m so hungry.”
“But think of the weight you will lose, comrade!” joked the party’s host, Larry Bolshevik. “Come! Let us play ‘Arrest the Lienz Cossack.’”
Another guest of the party, Natasha Summers, didn’t understand why Romanov was so upset. “There’s plenty of food if you know where to look for it,” she said. “I found a perfectly good dog in the backyard.”
According to sources, there was some bread earlier in the evening, but Romanov arrived fashionably late and missed out on the morsel.
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“Who’s in for a game of Pin the Blame on the Kulak?”
Too funny.
Hahahahahahahahahaha...this is why I love FR.
That said, what was done to the Kulaks is no laughing matter. Leftists today are gunning to do the same to us.
Also...was I the only one who laughed at that movie “The Death of Stalin”?
I have to steal that. I have no idea how I will use it, but something tickles my funnybone.
It probably shouldn’t. How many hundreds of millions of people were murdered by the likes of them and people who idolize them?
But still funny...
Great movie! Played a little hard and fast with the facts, such as the timing of Beria's execution. But I laughed a lot, because I did know the background.
A Romanov going to a Communist party is a joke in and of itself. For those that don’t know the history, Romanov is the family name of the former Tsar’s of Russia ... you know, then ones that the Communists captured and killed in order to take over Russia back in 1917.
What’s funny is that if Karl Marx was alive then, he wouldn’t have cared much for those Communist leaders.
OMG, the scene where they had Gen. Zhukov threaten to turn in Nikita Khrushchev and then tells him he is only kidding nearly had me pass my drink through my nose!
And they, likely, would have cared less for him. His life wouldn’t have been a plugged nickel...
Russia was the LAST place where Marx would have guessed a Communist Revolution would happen, he always imagined it happening in the Industrial Countries, Russia was way too agrarian.
Hahaha...that was my first thought and what I came in to comment on, but as soon as I saw the post by BradyLS, I went off the rails!
Well, I guess they could play a Werewolf-type game called “Who’s the Stooge?” :-)
:)
Our family loved that movie. Yes, the timing of events is played with but it has so much crazy but true truth to it! Hilarious and horrifying at the same time.
I knew something wasn’t right with those red solo cups.
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