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Bob Dole Switches To Democrat Party
Babylon Bee ^ | 12//6/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/07/2021 1:17:02 PM PST by BipolarBob

RUSSELL, KS—Former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has passed away at 98, marking his transition from a lifelong Republican to a reliable Democrat voter.

"Bob Dole was an American hero and a patriot," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We are grateful for his service to the country, and we welcome him to the Democrat Party as a faithful Democrat voter for the rest of time."

According to sources, Bob Dole has already endorsed every local, state, and federal candidate with a "D" after their name, and will continue to support them via mail-in ballot for the foreseeable future.

Bob Dole's father, Doran Ray Dole, also a proud Democrat supporter, is proud to be joined by his son in voting for Democrats as well.

Bob Dole is survived by his wife Elizabeth, who is expected to endorse the Democrat presidential candidate in the 2032 election.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bobdole; dole; satire

1 posted on 12/07/2021 1:17:02 PM PST by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

It would be funnier if it weren’t true.


2 posted on 12/07/2021 1:18:57 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." ― Mao Zedong)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

SNL: Blob Dough


3 posted on 12/07/2021 1:19:30 PM PST by CharlesOConnell (CharlesOConnell)
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To: BipolarBob

And they registered him to vote.


4 posted on 12/07/2021 1:21:30 PM PST by bigdaddy45
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“C’mon, man……”…a week longer and it would be funniest.

Ok, sick and morbid funny now.


5 posted on 12/07/2021 1:23:17 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
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To: drSteve78

If only it weren’t true.


6 posted on 12/07/2021 1:32:32 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." ― Mao Zedong)
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To: BipolarBob

f’n BEE... damn


7 posted on 12/07/2021 1:35:12 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: BipolarBob
He spent a lot of time reaching around.... I mean across the aisle as an assistant Democrat. . Why not go all the way.
I love the bee !
8 posted on 12/07/2021 1:35:55 PM PST by HP8753 (Live Free!!!! .............or don't. )
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To: BipolarBob

The “Bee” rocks.

5.56mm


9 posted on 12/07/2021 1:36:58 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: BipolarBob

Media Matters and Snopes has debunked this story.


10 posted on 12/07/2021 1:41:32 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: BipolarBob

ROFL!


11 posted on 12/07/2021 1:56:20 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: BipolarBob

Is he changing his address to a cemetery plot too?


12 posted on 12/07/2021 3:15:23 PM PST by Qout
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To: drSteve78
“C’mon, man……”…a week longer and it would be funniest.

Ok, sick and morbid funny now.

Lol. I think Bob Dole would've gotten a chuckle out of that article. RIP, Mr. Dole - you got screwed out of the Presidency by your handlers and Ross Perot.

13 posted on 12/07/2021 4:10:23 PM PST by Ranxerox
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To: BipolarBob

LMAO!

Love the Bee.


14 posted on 12/07/2021 4:21:18 PM PST by Allegra
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To: BipolarBob

It is only natural, now, that he is dead.


15 posted on 12/07/2021 4:56:24 PM PST by depressed in 06
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To: Allegra

I’ve long said I would never vote for a Democrat as long as I live. After that, all bets are off.


16 posted on 12/08/2021 9:58:13 AM PST by HangThemHigh (Entropy is not what it used to be.)
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