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DeSantis Leads Florida Military Into Germany To Liberate Unvaccinated Concentration Camps
The Babylon Bee ^
| December 6, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/07/2021 12:23:17 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
GERMANY—Thousands of Florida State Guard Soldiers were seen landing on German beaches this week, following orders by Governor DeSantis to liberate the concentration camps filled with unvaccinated German citizens.
"Och nein! Ze Florida Men are here!" cried the German army, as they abandoned the beach and ran for the hills. Within minutes, the Florida State Guard had taken the beach and begun moving inland.
From the mobile command center on the beaches of Normandy, Ron DeSantis was coordinating the liberation of unvaccinated Germans when two perfectly-tanned Florida soldiers threw a scared-looking private at the governor's feet.
“We caught this pansy vaccinating himself in his barracks, sir,” said one soldier.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; covid19; covidcamps; floridaman; floridamilitary; germany; rondesantis; satire
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
you can’t make this stuff up
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posted on
12/07/2021 12:29:37 PM PST
by
dontreadthis
(sometime)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/07/2021 12:34:53 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/07/2021 12:37:00 PM PST
by
cowboyusa
(America Cowboy up! )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The BB folks are just so good!
To: dontreadthis
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posted on
12/07/2021 12:39:12 PM PST
by
aspasia
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That might actually be a good way for states to get some xtra revenue - rent out their militias as mercenaries.
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posted on
12/07/2021 12:41:35 PM PST
by
fruser1
To: aspasia
I thought that was very funny.
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posted on
12/07/2021 12:41:46 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(I am 78 days away from outliving John Hughes)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Florida military should have liberated the Jan 6 concentration camp inmates.
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posted on
12/07/2021 12:55:23 PM PST
by
353FMG
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/07/2021 1:31:09 PM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: SamAdams76
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posted on
12/07/2021 1:31:50 PM PST
by
Russ
(I )
To: dontreadthis
The Babylon Bee is extraordinarily good at making things like this up. It’s their product.
Read beyond the headline sometimes.
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posted on
12/07/2021 1:33:04 PM PST
by
Textide
(Lord, grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn. ~ Scotch-Irish prayer)
To: aspasia
You're right…it's hilarious.
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posted on
12/07/2021 1:33:33 PM PST
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: liberalh8ter
You could see it that way. The reality is that there is some serious sh!t ahead, so I’m not especially charmed.
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posted on
12/07/2021 1:42:54 PM PST
by
aspasia
To: SamAdams76
The joke is shorter and weaker than what they plan.
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posted on
12/07/2021 1:44:18 PM PST
by
aspasia
To: dontreadthis
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The hits just keep on coming.
To: aspasia
A little levity isn’t such a bad thing.
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posted on
12/07/2021 2:06:24 PM PST
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: liberalh8ter
Levity for the powerless.
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posted on
12/07/2021 2:13:08 PM PST
by
aspasia
To: dontreadthis
Yes, you can.
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posted on
12/07/2021 2:13:24 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
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