Posted on 07/08/2021 10:12:52 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
As a further addendum to todays announcement by Oregon health officials, Jason Davis, Public Information Officer with Lane County Public Health further stated Oregon is looking at the possibility of hiring Jehovah's Witnesses to train, assist and accompany Oregon National Guardsmen going door to door so the guardsmen can learn the subtle techniques of persuasion.
The statement reads in part:
"I don't think anyone in American can deny the Jehovah's Witnesses are relentless in their pursuit and once you open your door to them it's almost impossible to get rid of them".
"We feel by giving classroom and on the job training to our guardsmen, they'll be better equipped to not take no for an answer when someone refuses the vaccine."
"Witnesses will make initial contact, and backed by armed, masked guardsmen who are watching and learning, the lesson will be after hours of being told no, with unyielding persuasion, the individual will relent and get the shot."
"Should the individual still not get the shot, the guard may take over. We will get to 100% vaccination one way or the other. We still advise that even after the shot, masks and social distancing will still be required."
When asked by a reporter how this action jibes with the American concept of "My body, My choice", the response was, "This isn't America. This is Oregon".
Developing...
Well, they do have experience knocking doors.
Get ready.
;D
‘May’ train.
Never wil. Or wil start this
Week or anything. Just click bait. Paper sellers
No one is going door to door. It’s scare tactics. A push
Yesterday the headline was 331.7 million people in us have vaccine. That’s the population plus undocumented.
Total total lie.
Updated note on door
“If you are a JW, or are even trained by a JW, you are not welcome here”
WHY?
As one comedian commented, just tell any stranger that knocks on your door that you’re in the Jehovah Witness Protection Program.
Satire.
JWs are not pro-government types. They want to have as little as possible to do with the government and “the present system of things”, which is run by Satan, not G-d.
Nice.
The Jehovah’s have given up on me - and by the way, Liberal Lunacy is a comedy web site.
ROFL
And using unapproved medial treatment and procedures as well. :-}
Is this a competitor to the Babylon Bee?
Ha! I just grab my Bible and meet them outside for an impromptu Bible study - they last about five minutes then never return.
Although someone else shows up eventually, and the process continues....
We give them catholic literature. Our property, our religion.
For sake of diversity how about adding Hare Krishna, Nation of Islam, Moors and Westboro Baptist Church?
If the Nazis had sent out hordes of doctors with tainted vaccines rather than start a war they might have accomplished a lot of their racist goals.
Fun times!
Is Liberal Lunacy trying to crowd in on the Babylon Bee?
“This is private property. Get off.”
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