Posted on 03/08/2021 8:51:09 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
NEW YORK, NY—Things have changed quite a bit in the world of Dr. Seuss, as six of his works have been pulled from publication, banned from sale on eBay, and eliminated from people’s minds using lobotomies to help fight the threat of racism. To get with the times, though, a new Dr. Seuss book has been released, called The Cat in the Hat (He/Him).
“In this new book, using reworked art from Dr. Seuss,” said a letter from Dr. Seuss’s estate, “the Cat in the Hat once again finds the two children home alone and bored. This time he diagnoses their malaise as gender dysphoria and proceeds to give the children puberty blockers.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Time to revise those kids’ summer reading lists!
DANG!
Could Bee True. If/so...it stings.
One of the children identifies as a credenza!
I do not like them, Samantha I am...”
Hey, there is also a feminine version of the book “The Cat in the Hat”. Need I say its’ title?
Take a vote and let me know! I feel frisky tonight, or was it I ate a box of Frisky’s cat food?
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For those who may not know, this is EXACTLY what’s going on in at least some of our public schools now.
Yea, I know, you need to keep up with the Jones’ and buy that nice, new, gleaming, truck - so the wife has to work. I get it.
LOL
Screw the superficial Jones’s. If I had kids, I’d be homeschooling or sending them to a conservative Catholic school from my comfortable digs in a trailer park (so I could afford the tuition).
“Screw the superficial Jones’s. If I had kids, I’d be homeschooling or sending them to a conservative Catholic school from my comfortable digs in a trailer park (so I could afford the tuition).”
Thanks Tol. I like analogies, because they can often make a point better than being direct.
One thing that people say to me is something to the effect: “I paid for those damn schools and I’m going to get something for my money! and (implying) who cares if they suck.”
So a bad guy knows you have cash in the house, he breaks in holds your daughter at gunpoint and demands the money. You give him the $10k and you ask for your daughter back. He says “No! I’m taking her anyway for 5 years, but here’s the deal, I’ll feed and clothe her with some of that $10k you just gave me.” Far too many parents here say, essentially, “Ok, that sounds fair, at least I’m getting something for my money. See you in 5 years, sweetie”.
In other words, the money is GONE because they (the schools) have the guns and the tools to extract it from you. You don’t have to also give them your kids to destroy.
Anyway, far too many people on our side simply hand over their kids to these ‘schools’, well, because that’s what their parents did with them. Perhaps people should give it a bit more thought - maybe living in an apartment or trailer park isn’t so bad for your kids, if they wind up being well-educated, making good money, and staying out jail.
...but often that is a lot to ask for from our side, I guess.
The Cat in the White Sheets
Horton Hears a White Supremacist
Mr. Brown Can Read Mein Kampf
Our side gives up and sits out elections, handing Georgia's Senate seats over to a crazed Black Liberation preacher and an admittedly handsome pencil-necked geek.
I think I’ll go home, put on my thinking cap, and think up a Glunk. Maybe I can then send the obnoxious Glunk to then break through the security fencing and gum up the works at the Capitol.
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