Posted on 09/18/2020 4:02:17 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
SCRANTON, PA—At a town hall event Thursday night, Biden claimed that Donald Trump is responsible for all deaths throughout human history since the dawn of creation.
"Cain and Abel? That was Trump. Genghis Khan? Trump. Black Death? Yep, you guessed it: Trump," Biden said, carefully reading off his teleprompter. "It's science. You can't argue with science. Do you know who tries to argue with science? Dummies, that's who. And you don't want to be a dummy."
At this point, his teleprompter malfunctioned.
"You know, a ventriloquist came through our town with a dummy back in, oh, 1945 or so. Right after the war. Nice guy! The dummy, that is. The ventriloquist was kind of a meanie. We used to play tricks on him, giving him turnip juice and telling him it was moonshine. We were quite the ne'er-do-wells back then. A real gang of rapscallions."
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He killed the dinosaurs, too.
It’s official: do NOT vote for Trump!
DANG!
That he did, and he’ll eventually kill off all those bacteria people think are living on Venus.
:)
It’s so sad when the parody easily sounds like reality.
And all those puppies and kitties.
he released mosquitos, rats, roaches, plague and smallpox on the world as well.
Biden has it on good authority. Kamala Harris is a Hindi who believes in reincarnation. Trump used to be Cain. He has been trying for millenia to be reincarnated as a cow but has not yet been able to do so. And he will not in his next reincarnation according to Kamala because he eats beef.
The seas used to have trillions of trilobites. Trump!
Mr President: Just do it.
“quite the ne’er-do-wells back then”??? In 1945, he was what 2-3 years old? Right! Like we all remember everything we did at that age.
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