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Op-Ed: Anyone Who Claims Cancel Culture Is Real Is A Bigot Who Should Lose His Job (SATIRE)
Babylon Bee ^ | July 6th, 2020 | Garth Strudlefudd

Posted on 07/06/2020 12:04:04 PM PDT by servo1969

There is a blight on this country, and it is right-wingers slandering progressives by claiming that we’re intolerant and unreasonable with this made-up thing they call “cancel culture.” Why would people express such enmity toward the American left, people who are all about compassion and caring for others? Obviously the only explanation is that the people spreading this “cancel culture” lie are horrible bigots who need to be cast out of society.

There could be people right now -- working at a store, sitting in an office, maybe living in your own household -- who are a part of this slander against the forces of love and tolerance, claiming we have a culture of fear and canceling people. We can not put up with this. Anyone who lies about cancel culture existing obviously loves bigotry and must lose their job and be de-platformed off social media. We must treat them like we treat statues -- something that must be destroyed and removed from society.

Now, some people may disagree with these measures. If you know any of them, get me a list of their names. They are allies of bigots, and we have to crush them, too. Anyone who claims we’re being too “harsh” just loves hate. We should chase them out of their homes and burn down their houses so they can’t come back to live anywhere near us.

When it comes to fighting bigotry, we can brook no dissent. Especially not when it comes to whether I’m the good guy.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylon; babylonbee; bee

1 posted on 07/06/2020 12:04:04 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

The irony will be utterly lost on leftists.


2 posted on 07/06/2020 1:20:18 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: servo1969

Tolerance is not a virtue


3 posted on 07/06/2020 1:26:00 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: servo1969

So, where is the satire?


4 posted on 07/06/2020 1:33:42 PM PDT by Thommas
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To: A_perfect_lady
The irony will be utterly lost on leftists.

The really funny thing is this is 100% true and they really don't get how truly evil and duplicitous they are.

They claim a race problem when there isn't one. If anything minorities get preferential treatment over whites.

Then they advocate for a two-tier caste system where there are multiple rules and laws depending on ones race, ideology, or sexual orientation.

This is what happens to generations who don't get punished correctly and everyone gets a trophy for just showing up then are thrust into the real world where they have been completely unprepared for reality. They lash out by protesting, looting, burning, vandalizing, and killing innocents plus they blame the very people who protect society for their ignorance and hate.

Volumes of psychological studies will be written about 'our' failures in preparing young people for their adult life. No free ice cream; you must work for it. Somehow this was left out of the lesson plan for these generations.

5 posted on 07/06/2020 2:27:27 PM PDT by Boomer (Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches.)
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To: servo1969

Too close to reality, this can’t be satire


6 posted on 07/06/2020 2:42:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: servo1969

BB Mimics Tatiana McGrath’s gaslighting on Twitter.


7 posted on 07/06/2020 2:55:35 PM PDT by ARW
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To: a fool in paradise; Thommas

The best satire is virtually indistinguishable from reality.


8 posted on 07/06/2020 4:22:29 PM PDT by servo1969
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