I'm NOT fat! I'm gravitationally enhanced!
If only Patty Hearst was a BBW.
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To: Impala64ssa
there’s a flea market/mall close to us and the billboard says “If it’s in stock, we have it.”
2 posted on
01/28/2020 5:01:51 PM PST by
max americana
(Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy them crying)
To: Impala64ssa
“It’s funny, cause it’s real.” /seinfeld
3 posted on
01/28/2020 5:02:00 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Impala64ssa
4 posted on
01/28/2020 5:03:54 PM PST by
DouglasKC
To: Impala64ssa
I’m offended that someone is offended. Please take legal action against them. It must be a crime to offend anyone about anything since so much activity surrounds such.
5 posted on
01/28/2020 5:06:52 PM PST by
Sequoyah101
(We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
To: Impala64ssa
That is why God invented fork lifts.
LOL that was funny!
6 posted on
01/28/2020 5:13:04 PM PST by
Zathras
To: Impala64ssa
Please don’t call them “fat”. My fat niece is 18 and around 240-2-75...but she’s a great bowler...Never mind that she could try a little harder to focus on her bowling. Some coach.
7 posted on
01/28/2020 5:24:25 PM PST by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Impala64ssa
That is awesome! The best campaigns are from small-business owners and churches!
8 posted on
01/28/2020 5:24:50 PM PST by
waterhill
(I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
To: Impala64ssa
I don't know why she'd get so upset. Nobody wants to kidnap her.
To: Impala64ssa
My friend gets offended when people tell fat jokes.
I told her to lighten up.
10 posted on
01/28/2020 5:32:30 PM PST by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: Impala64ssa
Lack of humor in the liberal world.
12 posted on
01/28/2020 5:39:11 PM PST by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Impala64ssa
I think it’s funny. Corporate Headquarters needs to laugh it off.
13 posted on
01/28/2020 5:40:06 PM PST by
bboop
(does not suffer fools gladly)
To: Impala64ssa
"If you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people." - Thornton Melon.
15 posted on
01/28/2020 5:46:44 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Impala64ssa
“which is a slogan that has been used for years on popular t-shirts sold on the internet”
And I’m willing to bet 99% of those wearing the shirts are fat.
People need to lighten up.
To: Impala64ssa
I do NOT have a beer gut! I have a real bad hernia!
To: Impala64ssa
As someone that has a little fluff myself, I would proudly wear a shirt with that on it!
;)
Very funny indeed.
19 posted on
01/28/2020 6:08:57 PM PST by
TianaHighrider
(God bless President Trump. Prayers for PDJT and his loyal supporters.)
To: Impala64ssa
To: Impala64ssa
We need new Departments that will explain why things are offensive and provide a remedy for the offended. The Department of Grievances, Department of Offense, or DOG DOO for short.
23 posted on
01/28/2020 6:39:08 PM PST by
Rastus
To: Impala64ssa
Im not fat- I’m lowering my center of gravity.
24 posted on
01/28/2020 6:49:04 PM PST by
Redcitizen
("There's no replacement for shot placement" - Paul Harrell)
To: Impala64ssa
Yeah, but they are easy to rob, because they can't chase after you.
26 posted on
01/28/2020 8:25:31 PM PST by
DannyTN
To: Impala64ssa
i regret not eating more pizza
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