Posted on 07/08/2019 3:35:22 PM PDT by Yossarian
Trump Declares New Holiday: Tanksgiving
WASHINGTON D.C.—During a meeting with officials about Trump's Fourth of July tank parade, one of the men on Trump's staff jokingly said to another, "Happy Tanksgiving." The man—a father of four children (obviously)—was overheard by the president who immediately decided this "Tanksgiving" thing was a great idea.
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Tanksgiving will be the nation's first monthly holiday and will be celebrated the third Thursday of every month.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
(For the humor impaired, and for the record, this was a satire article…)
That’s the way some of us say “thanksgiving” here on Staten Island already :)
And after giving thanks, instead of saying “Amen”, you say “Abrams”.
Ordering anyone who emigrated from Germany, Austria, or the German-speaking zone of Switzerland!
Tanks for the memories!
It looks more like something from a Flash Gordon comic strip. Not saying that’s a bad thing...
Hahahahaha yes! We could have our own con
To those who keyworded this thread: if I met someone who wrote for the Babylon Bee, I’d shake their hand and thank them.
I see BB threads posted here regularly by various FReepers, none of which as near as I can determine, have any connection with the Bee. So nobody is pimping their own blog.
"clickbait"? "blogpimp"? I wish Babylon Bee was my blog, the ad revenues would be awesome!!
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