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Florida woman who hid stolen Rolexes in vagina beats charge. What happens to the watches?
Miami Herald ^
| June 19, 2019
| DAVID OVALLE
Posted on 06/21/2019 8:07:17 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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Throw out the watches.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:07:17 AM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
A thorough washing is in order at the very least
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:08:58 AM PDT
by
aynrandfreak
(Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
To: EdnaMode
The whole thing stinks!
Something’s fishy!
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:09:31 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: laweeks
At least they weren’t grandfather clocks. Can you imagine?
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:10:15 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: EdnaMode
Did they find my stolen lawn tractor in there?
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:10:52 AM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(My dog can drive a stick shift, but she can't work the radio.)
To: EdnaMode
Delajurea? Sounds yeasty.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:10:53 AM PDT
by
DariusBane
(Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deo et Vives)
To: EdnaMode
Delajurea. Sounds like a disease women get from cramming expensive watches up their wazoo.
Takes a lickin’, keeps on tickin’.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:11:11 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: EdnaMode
Sounds like some cops are getting new watches.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:11:58 AM PDT
by
762X51
To: EdnaMode
Go to the website to see the perp’s photo at your own peril. All I can say is GUILTY. And FUGLY too.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:12:07 AM PDT
by
ssaftler
(The opinions expressed here have not been peer reviewed, fact checked or focus group tested.)
To: laweeks
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:12:24 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: laweeks
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:15:04 AM PDT
by
Rio
To: EdnaMode
The name told me everything that I needed to know. Again.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:15:31 AM PDT
by
Howie66
("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
To: laweeks; Lazamataz
Look out! This scheme smells like the guy who she stole the matches from is in deep doodoo. Plumbing the depths of the hole story, I stink the second crook stole the watches from the first crook, but who really nose?
Would Laz hit it?
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:16:04 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(The democrats' national goal: One world social-communism under one world religion: Atheistic Islam.)
To: ssaftler
as expected. Id rather have a timex than one of these babies.
To: EdnaMode
I feel sorry for whoever had to search that vagina in vain.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:18:28 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: EdnaMode
If there is no crime and no charges, the watches are hers.
They need to return them to her.
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:19:53 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: EdnaMode
Waterproof down to 30 meters....wait, that may not be enough.
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posted on
06/21/2019 8:20:40 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(You know why you can enjoy a day at the Zoo? Because walls work.)
To: EdnaMode
For a good “time”, call Delajurea. 867-5309
To: laweeks
So, farmer Clem and his wife, Fanny, are watching TV when they see their very first douche commercial. Afterward, he’s headed to the store on the monthly supply trip. On his way out, his wife asks him to get some of that new douche stuff.
He comes back and has a little bag. “Did you get my douche?” “Yep.” he says. “And do you know they come in all sorts of flavors?! There’s strawberry, peach, cherry...”. “So, what flavor did you get?” she asks.
“Tuna fish”.
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