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CRIME Florida woman who hid stolen Rolexes in vagina beats charge. What happens to the watches?
Miami Herald ^ | June 19, 2019 | DAVID OVALLE

Posted on 06/21/2019 8:07:17 AM PDT by EdnaMode

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To: EdnaMode

I’ve always thought “Florida Woman” beats “Florida Man” any day.

And I’m a woman and I live in Florida, but I tell ya...


21 posted on 06/21/2019 8:23:37 AM PDT by livius
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To: Rio

New model.

The Rolex Clam.


22 posted on 06/21/2019 8:30:06 AM PDT by seowulf
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To: seowulf
New model. The Rolex Clam.

With an perpetual oyster shell

23 posted on 06/21/2019 8:31:57 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: EdnaMode

Bringing new meaning to “snatching” watches...


24 posted on 06/21/2019 8:32:06 AM PDT by dangus
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To: EdnaMode

After reading the following facts described in this article, nothing surprises me anymore:
1. The name of the perpetrator (Delajurea Kentrazeajua Brookens)...
2. The size of her (described elegantly in the article) “vaginal cavity”....
3. The telling tattoo on her arm (”Whore”)...
4. The comment of law enforcement officer dealing with this case that “...crimes like that are not unusual...”


25 posted on 06/21/2019 8:32:20 AM PDT by exinnj
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To: ClearCase_guy

The Timex spokesman was a distant cousin of mine. John Cameron Swayze. Never met him, though.


26 posted on 06/21/2019 8:32:54 AM PDT by dainbramaged (My dog can drive a stick shift, but she can't work the radio.)
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To: EdnaMode

The police snatched the snatched watches out of her snatch?


27 posted on 06/21/2019 8:35:20 AM PDT by moovova
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28 posted on 06/21/2019 8:35:32 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: EdnaMode

If we find the keys we can drive out ...


29 posted on 06/21/2019 8:35:35 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: seowulf

Or the Rolex-Kotex


30 posted on 06/21/2019 8:36:01 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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31 posted on 06/21/2019 8:36:12 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

Dead eyes.

Hostile, too.


32 posted on 06/21/2019 8:37:31 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: 1Old Pro

Oyster shell? You mean mother-of-pearl?


33 posted on 06/21/2019 8:38:22 AM PDT by dangus
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34 posted on 06/21/2019 8:38:36 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: EdnaMode
Did she steal watches from a guy had already stolen then from someone else? Sounds like the Florida story about the drug dealer who called the police because his dealer sold him fake drugs....
35 posted on 06/21/2019 8:39:15 AM PDT by GOPJ (The press whores for democrats... Biden with white supremists? Biden was with fellow democrats.)
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To: livius

Just a couple of weeks ago we had a couple of women arrested near here, Ft. Walton/Destin, trying to smuggle contraband into the local jail. Same method.

Cell Phones and bags of Weed.........


36 posted on 06/21/2019 8:39:25 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: NFHale

The facial piercings are a nice touch.............


37 posted on 06/21/2019 8:40:47 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Rio

Timex. It takes a licking and YARGH!!! After seeing her, I can’t even make that joke...


38 posted on 06/21/2019 8:41:02 AM PDT by dangus
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39 posted on 06/21/2019 8:41:34 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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LOL yep.


40 posted on 06/21/2019 8:42:06 AM PDT by DannyTN
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