Posted on 06/21/2019 8:07:17 AM PDT by EdnaMode
Prosecutors were forced to drop criminal charges against a South Florida woman accused of stealing five Rolex watches — four of which were found inside her vagina during a jail strip search.
Delajurea Brookens, 29, beat the grand-theft charge earlier this month when the victim, an Orlando businessman named Ramon Diaz, stopped cooperating with prosecutors.
So what happens to the watches? Diaz only had proof of ownership of one Rolex, according to the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office. The rest will remain in the property room at the Miami Springs police department until someone files a motion with the court to claim them.
Her defense lawyer could not be reached for comment on Wednesday.
(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...
A thorough washing is in order at the very least
The whole thing stinks!
Something’s fishy!
At least they weren’t grandfather clocks. Can you imagine?
Did they find my stolen lawn tractor in there?
Delajurea? Sounds yeasty.
Delajurea. Sounds like a disease women get from cramming expensive watches up their wazoo.
Takes a lickin’, keeps on tickin’.
Sounds like some cops are getting new watches.
Go to the website to see the perp’s photo at your own peril. All I can say is GUILTY. And FUGLY too.
Or Big Ben.
The Rolex Oyster?
The name told me everything that I needed to know. Again.
Look out! This scheme smells like the guy who she stole the matches from is in deep doodoo. Plumbing the depths of the hole story, I stink the second crook stole the watches from the first crook, but who really nose?
Would Laz hit it?
as expected. I’d rather have a timex than one of these babies.
I feel sorry for whoever had to search that vagina in vain.
If there is no crime and no charges, the watches are hers.
They need to return them to her.
Waterproof down to 30 meters....wait, that may not be enough.
For a good “time”, call Delajurea. 867-5309
So, farmer Clem and his wife, Fanny, are watching TV when they see their very first douche commercial. Afterward, he’s headed to the store on the monthly supply trip. On his way out, his wife asks him to get some of that new douche stuff.
He comes back and has a little bag. “Did you get my douche?” “Yep.” he says. “And do you know they come in all sorts of flavors?! There’s strawberry, peach, cherry...”. “So, what flavor did you get?” she asks.
“Tuna fish”.
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