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CRIME Florida woman who hid stolen Rolexes in vagina beats charge. What happens to the watches?
Miami Herald ^ | June 19, 2019 | DAVID OVALLE

Posted on 06/21/2019 8:07:17 AM PDT by EdnaMode

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To: Bonemaker

takes a licking and keeps on ticking


41 posted on 06/21/2019 8:43:51 AM PDT by morphing libertarian ( Use Comey's Report, Indict Hillary now; build Kate's wall. --- Proud Smelly Walmart Deplorable)
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To: EdnaMode

Maybe Bill Clinton will want them.


42 posted on 06/21/2019 8:46:16 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: EdnaMode

This is why I don’t buy fancy stuff.


43 posted on 06/21/2019 8:47:31 AM PDT by keats5
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To: EdnaMode

they’ll buff right out


44 posted on 06/21/2019 8:49:28 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: EdnaMode

Were they still on their owners’ arms?


45 posted on 06/21/2019 8:50:29 AM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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To: Bonemaker
To quote and old Carson routine;

Betty White (Jane): "Ubangi?"
Carson (Tarzan): "Ubetchum."

46 posted on 06/21/2019 8:52:08 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
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To: EdnaMode

“Florida woman who hid stolen Rolexes in vagina beats charge.”

Yeah, I guess the vagina can do that to the battery.


47 posted on 06/21/2019 8:53:45 AM PDT by bwest
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To: Red Badger

I would say give her the electric chair but it looks like someone already did!


48 posted on 06/21/2019 8:56:01 AM PDT by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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To: moovova

Four watches up there?

Naked or in the boxes they are shipped in?

I wonder which can sue for further damages, the watches or the smuggling area?


49 posted on 06/21/2019 8:57:49 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: aynrandfreak
A thorough washing is in order at the very least

they had BLOOD on them! Smoking Gun had a pic. She shoved them in there, period and all. Repulsive.

50 posted on 06/21/2019 8:58:35 AM PDT by montag813
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To: Red Badger

“...a nice touch...”

Yeah, if tetanus is desired, sure...


51 posted on 06/21/2019 8:58:44 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: moovova
The police snatched the snatched watches out of her snatch?

LMAO!!!
Now, Ive heard about suicide watches in prison...
So, this must be a pu**y watch...;)
52 posted on 06/21/2019 9:02:38 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Yeah, let's GO THERE. I'm ready...)
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To: EdnaMode

Must be tough to wind them.


53 posted on 06/21/2019 9:03:28 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: laweeks

I’m dying laughing right now!!


54 posted on 06/21/2019 9:03:42 AM PDT by Rollee
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To: Buckeye McFrog

The Timex-Tampax?


55 posted on 06/21/2019 9:05:16 AM PDT by VietVet876
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To: EdnaMode

Who am I to say where a woman keeps her watch collection.


56 posted on 06/21/2019 9:08:23 AM PDT by Newbomb Turk
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To: DariusBane

OMG, I’m trying to eat!


57 posted on 06/21/2019 9:14:22 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: EdnaMode

Reminds one of the old joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

A: A pickpocket snatches watches.


58 posted on 06/21/2019 9:21:07 AM PDT by Burma Jones
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To: EdnaMode

Now, if they were Panerai watches...


59 posted on 06/21/2019 9:22:52 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: ssaftler

Sorry I would want those watches even if they were dipped in bleach.


60 posted on 06/21/2019 9:23:56 AM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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