Posted on 06/04/2019 2:23:20 PM PDT by JBW1949
A little humour to lighten the day...
Which one is the prostitute????
The one marked “I da ho”
WINNER, WINNER!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a six pack of beer and a potato?
An Irish 7 course meal.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it’s worth it.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What do attorneys use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can’t stand criticism.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls..
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Because sheep can't cook.
Did you hear about that beehive without holes?
Unbelievable.
Did you hear about the little houses being built for midgets who can live there at no cost?
.
.
Yeah, they’re called stay-free mini-pads.
Hi.
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: About $500 a day.
5.56mm
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? - Tom
Did you hear about the house built by Lesbians?
No studs, all tongue and groove....no hard wood!
...and wall to wall carpet.
Faith, Hope and Charity,
Wish I had done their sister, too.
(Mine)
All very good....ROFL....
Why do Polish dogs have flat foreheads?
Chasing parked cars.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed
his friend in the woods?
That’s good.
5.56mm
My friend’s wife is leaving him. She says he is too clingy.
He says he is going with her.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.