Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it’s worth it.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What do attorneys use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can’t stand criticism.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls..
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
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Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: About $500 a day.
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Faith, Hope and Charity,
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