Posted on 05/24/2019 7:46:43 PM PDT by hapnHal
AWESOME
Probably the most inane, stupid thread I’ve ever seen.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To prove to the Opossum, armadillo, skunk and porcupine, and turtles, it could be done!
BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
ROFL!!
Man was I in a grouchy ####ing mood when I read this and now I cant stop laughing :)
Why are all the chickens white? lol!
I crossed the road with that chicken. ROFL
Anthony Weiner: I needed to catch a cab on the other side of the street and the chicken was kinda, you know, stuck...
And I think I’ve seen something similar on FR before.
However - it did remind me - it’s Friday evening! Time for a few laughs.
AOC: Well, like, Im no expert on otorhinopharingology, but that chicken, you know, is like oppressed by the agribusiness patriarchy and it wants the freedom to control its, like, right to reproducibility that is granted in founding documents of democracies, so it crosses that road to vegan opportunities, you know?
Probably the most inane, stupid thread Ive ever seen.
= = =
Keep watching.
Magically,
my sense of Humor
Is Returning as Well!
You’ve got competition.
Bro i KNOW God doesn’t place funny FR threads at the same time one of us hits a bad mood because I dont think it’s at the top of his list of important things. :)
BUT WHAT A COINCIDENCE! :)
Man was I in a bad mood!
Now I’m still dying.
Brian Wilson, al sharpton and algore were the best!!
I invented the chicken
ROFL!!
I can just picture him saying it.
I can picture sharpton saying his line too with a straight face! :)
why are all the chickens white? ROFL
Grumpy Cat lives!
“It doesn’t matter why ; now that the mass of cells has hatched and made it a across the road, let’s fry it. “ -— Democrat governor of Virginia
How about........
Chicken crossed the road to send a payment to Free
Republic? BETTER, YES!
Then don’t participate in it. Why taint yourself?
CC
Stick around.
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