Posted on 05/24/2019 7:46:43 PM PDT by hapnHal
How today’s public figures would answer the question of “Why did the chicken cross the road?" Q What would be OAC's comment ?
DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.
CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.
RAND PAUL: It’s none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.
NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.
CARLY FIORINA: Hillary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.
BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
BEN CARSON: This isn’t brain surgery… to look for pyramids… it wanted grain.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road it’s on. She’s got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
AWESOME
Probably the most inane, stupid thread I’ve ever seen.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To prove to the Opossum, armadillo, skunk and porcupine, and turtles, it could be done!
BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
ROFL!!
Man was I in a grouchy ####ing mood when I read this and now I cant stop laughing :)
Why are all the chickens white? lol!
I crossed the road with that chicken. ROFL
Anthony Weiner: I needed to catch a cab on the other side of the street and the chicken was kinda, you know, stuck...
And I think I’ve seen something similar on FR before.
However - it did remind me - it’s Friday evening! Time for a few laughs.
AOC: “Well, like, I’m no expert on otorhinopharingology, but that chicken, you know, is like oppressed by the agribusiness patriarchy and it wants the freedom to control its, like, right to reproducibility that is granted in founding documents of democracies, so it crosses that road to vegan opportunities, you know?”
Probably the most inane, stupid thread I’ve ever seen.
= = =
Keep watching.
Magically,
my sense of Humor
Is Returning as Well!
You’ve got competition.
Bro i KNOW God doesn’t place funny FR threads at the same time one of us hits a bad mood because I dont think it’s at the top of his list of important things. :)
BUT WHAT A COINCIDENCE! :)
Man was I in a bad mood!
Now I’m still dying.
Brian Wilson, al sharpton and algore were the best!!
I invented the chicken
ROFL!!
I can just picture him saying it.
I can picture sharpton saying his line too with a straight face! :)
why are all the chickens white? ROFL
Grumpy Cat lives!
“It doesn’t matter why ; now that the mass of cells has hatched and made it a across the road, let’s fry it. “ -— Democrat governor of Virginia
How about........
Chicken crossed the road to send a payment to Free
Republic? BETTER, YES!
Then don’t participate in it. Why taint yourself?
CC
Stick around.
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