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Public Figures Comment on "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
24 May 19
| hapnHal
Posted on 05/24/2019 7:46:43 PM PDT by hapnHal
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To: hapnHal
JERRY NADLER: I ate the chicken
To: hapnHal
Joe Biden: I just gave it a hug. Next thing you know, it’s across the road. Look, I’m a friendly guy, I just like chickens.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:28:20 PM PDT
by
A_perfect_lady
( Political correctness forbids discussing any negative outcomes of Left-wing ideology. -PMcL)
To: hole_n_one
Yeah, raw, to boot! Oink...
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:28:45 PM PDT
by
W.
(NRA life member! Cost me 500 bones, but oh, well!)
To: TomServo
Bagdad Bob: There was no chicken.
Achmed The Dead: I keel you.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:29:39 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: Jeff Chandler
I expect there will be 150+ posts.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:30:47 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: TomServo
To: Grimmy
To: hole_n_one
STEVE COHEN: No you didn’t! I ate it!
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:34:11 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: hapnHal
Why did the chicken cross the road?
“None of your business. Am I being detained?”
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:34:58 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Freedom Before Security!)
To: dp0622
I know this is gonna sound racist, but Al Sharpton would probably, instead, say, “Why all them chickens white?”
To: hapnHal; Darksheare
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
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He was stapled to the chicken...
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:38:56 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
To: hole_n_one
To: DoodleBob
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To lay it on the line.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:39:04 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(This Space For Rant)
To: DoodleBob
Why did the duck cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:39:31 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(This Space For Rant)
To: bigbob
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Because he was stapled to a chicken.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:39:55 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:39:59 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(This Space For Rant)
To: DoodleBob
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:40:31 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(This Space For Rant)
To: null and void
Doh!
One of my fav jokes.
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:41:12 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:42:39 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
59 seconds.
Ya gotta be quick on FR...
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posted on
05/24/2019 8:42:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
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