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1 posted on 05/24/2019 7:46:43 PM PDT by hapnHal
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AWESOME


2 posted on 05/24/2019 7:50:27 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie ( BEST ELECTION EVER....MAGA)
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3 posted on 05/24/2019 7:50:51 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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Probably the most inane, stupid thread I’ve ever seen.


4 posted on 05/24/2019 7:52:58 PM PDT by TomServo
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To prove to the Opossum, armadillo, skunk and porcupine, and turtles, it could be done!


5 posted on 05/24/2019 7:53:07 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Anthony Weiner: I needed to catch a cab on the other side of the street and the chicken was kinda, you know, stuck...


7 posted on 05/24/2019 7:55:53 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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AOC: “Well, like, I’m no expert on otorhinopharingology, but that chicken, you know, is like oppressed by the agribusiness patriarchy and it wants the freedom to control its, like, right to reproducibility that is granted in founding documents of democracies, so it crosses that road to vegan opportunities, you know?”


9 posted on 05/24/2019 7:56:36 PM PDT by rfp1234 (I don't watch CNN for the same reason I don't drink from the toilet.)
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"Is that a chicken joke?"


12 posted on 05/24/2019 7:58:53 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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You’ve got competition.


13 posted on 05/24/2019 8:00:13 PM PDT by sauropod (Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
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“It doesn’t matter why ; now that the mass of cells has hatched and made it a across the road, let’s fry it. “ -— Democrat governor of Virginia


16 posted on 05/24/2019 8:04:41 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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AL, hey AL, we're gonna pluck your a$$


19 posted on 05/24/2019 8:13:46 PM PDT by budj (combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
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JERRY NADLER: I ate the chicken


21 posted on 05/24/2019 8:20:31 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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Joe Biden: I just gave it a hug. Next thing you know, it’s across the road. Look, I’m a friendly guy, I just like chickens.


22 posted on 05/24/2019 8:28:20 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady ( Political correctness forbids discussing any negative outcomes of Left-wing ideology. -PMcL)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
“None of your business. Am I being detained?”


29 posted on 05/24/2019 8:34:58 PM PDT by Little Ray (Freedom Before Security!)
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

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He was stapled to the chicken...

31 posted on 05/24/2019 8:38:56 PM PDT by null and void (The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
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Elizabeth Warren -— it’s NOT a chicken! It’s an eagle!...ok...it’s a chicken. I’m gonna get me a beer!


41 posted on 05/24/2019 8:49:53 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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COLONEL SANDERS: What, I missed one?


43 posted on 05/24/2019 9:06:57 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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Extremely funny.
Thanks for the laughs!


44 posted on 05/24/2019 9:08:14 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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45 posted on 05/24/2019 9:13:51 PM PDT by rlmorel (Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
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Cardinal Sarah: in remembrance of its baptism.


46 posted on 05/24/2019 9:16:01 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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JOHN PODESTA: >also crosses road with no pants on<


49 posted on 05/24/2019 9:21:32 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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