Posted on 03/01/2019 4:54:20 PM PST by RoosterRedux
My girlfriend and I recently found out she is pregnant. I told her I’d support her and the baby, and secretly started saving for an engagement ring. She said she thought I would have wanted her to get an abortion. I didn’t—at least at first.
She was excited and started planning the nursery. It took me two months to save up, but I finally got on one knee and popped the question. She cried and said yes. I’m still scared about being a dad, but I’ve got a good job and so does she. We’ll make a great family, just the three of us.
Last week, though, she went in for a checkup. We decided to get full fetal blood work done. Everyone’s doing it; the doctor said there is little risk to the fetus, and better safe than sorry, right? I’m sure everything will be fine, and we’ll learn the sex. I really hope it’s a boy.
Oh, and we decided to make everything official with a trip to the courthouse. We are married now!
Well, got the blood work results, and there’s good news and bad news. Good news: It’s a boy and he’s healthy. Bad news: He’s gay. I didn’t even know there was a blood test for that now, but I guess it’s new? They found the genes that cause homosexuality and they test for them now.
I’m a really tolerant person, but this has made me think hard. I don’t know how I feel about trying to raise a gay son. Will I be able to relate to him? Won’t his life be super hard? I know things are getting better for gay people, but it seems to me that being gay is really hard in the South, where we live.
(Excerpt) Read more at thefederalist.com ...
Absolutely no way will that happen!
What would happen if a “gay test” was ever developed is that “gay test” would be totally banned. Anyone administering such a test would be guilty of a federal hate crime and would spend life in prison.
Yes, but you have to read to the end. It's pretty good.
I assume this is sarcasm. No one with a IQ points above moron believes homosexuality has a gene.
At the very top of the article at the Federalist website it reads:
SATIRE.
What a shame people don’t read.
Tisk tisk.
Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.
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