2/14/2019 10:56:47 AM · by SeekAndFind · 46 replies
Townhall ^ | 02/14/2019 | Kurt Schlichter
Posted on 02/14/2019 12:22:14 PM PST by Signalman
The only way the last couple weeks could have been better is if one or more of the Democrats announcing for president had moonwalked out onto the stage in blackface – oh wait, screechy scold Liz Warren actually did worse than that. She still can’t get past having pretended to be an American Indian, as her newly revealed Texas Bar application reaffirmed. Now, when I was admitted to the Texas Bar, it never occurred to me to try and score an edge pretending to be a Native American or anything else I’m not, and I bet in your life you’ve never sought some sort of unearned advantage via a cheesy ethnic masquerade. But, of course, Big Chief Sitting Baloney and her mouth-breathing tribe will call us racists.
Whatev. I just don’t want them to stop, because this sort of nonsense is making Donald Trump a shoo-in for 2020.
Look, the omens are clear that Warren will soon be sending up a smoke signal that says “I will fight no more forever.” Too bad – she would be a joy to run against. She reminds most normal people of that kind of hypocritical busybody who keeps yelling at you to use your inside voice. She’s like Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit without the common touch. Trump would have eradicated her candidacy like it was the buffalo.
**Pssst. For stupid people reading this, it’s funny because she’s not an Indian.**
Amy Klobuchar, whoever that is, chose a blizzard to announce her candidacy, which will focus on the danger of global warming. Oh wait, we’re not supposed to make fun of that because climate change is not weather. NOT WEATHER. Except when it’s really hot, and then it totally is weather. Sheesh, is it too much for us to expect that liberal hack politicians keep their lies straight?
There is one thing I like about Klobuchar, and that is that she abuses her staff of dewy-eyed young Democrats by, among other things, throwing binders at them and having them shave her legs. Good. Stupid liberal millennial strivers should suffer. Maybe pain will teach them that liberal politicians are hypocritical, hairy monsters who suck, since reason hasn’t worked.
Klobuchar has a name that evokes some intergalactic alien tyrant who has arrived here to enslave the human race – I am Klobuchar, take me to your leader…arrgh, it’s Trump! – which is appropriate because these aspiring socialists are alien (to a free society) and they definitely want to enslave you. She’s down with the Green New Deal, which seeks to harness the power of you to provide stuff for those unwilling to work. This seems an awful lot like slavery, except this bondage is wrapped up in all sorts of pretty lies about caring and sharing. And you will be doing all the hard work of caring and sharing.
Quick test: Name some proposal by the libs, any proposal, that will make you freer and will let you keep more of the money you earn.
I’ll wait. Klobuchar will be president before you think of anything, and she ain’t gonna be president.
Beto O’Rourke is still out there for some reason, now carrying on a vendetta against walls. Apparently, walls kill people, which is weird because I thought the crisis du jour was that guns killed people. Don’t worry, he’s against you having those too. It’s all part of his campaign against inanimate objects. Of course, he refuses to take a stand against animate objects, like the illegal alien criminals robbing, raping and murdering Americans like you and your family.
These libs always side against you. Always. Let the criminals in, but disarm you, because too few illegal aliens and your ability to defend yourself are America’s biggest problems. Remember back when Democrats were the party of the workin’ man? Now the Democrats are the party of the non-gender specific being with a job in Silicon Valley or Manhattan, and the unwilling-to-be-workin’ man, woman or other.
No, Normal people like you don’t fit into the Democrat picture any more.
And then there’s Kamala Harris, who turned an affair with Willie Brown into an entire political career. She was a big fan of Tupac and Snoop in college, which she attended before Tupac and Snoop were whatever the hell they were. Oh, she smoked pot too, because she’s cool and the kids love their hemp and isn’t she relatable? Leave it to the Democrats to go all in on the one drug that makes you lazier, dumber and less interesting.
Their embrace of weed could inspire their 2020 slogan: “Democrats! We’re making all of America into Venezuela and all Americans into Cypress Hill.”
Note: Cypress Hill was also popular long ago but after she went to college. I think they are doing a gig at the Colorado state fair, and pretty much nowhere else.
And then there is Cory Booker, who is a vegan, as if you need to know more. His state of the union would be 25% on how we need to raise taxes, 25% on how the weather in a couple centuries will kill us all, and 50% on how tofu is just as tasty as a rib-eye if you cook it right. The only way he could be worse is if he was also into CrossFit.
Recommended Fireworks: Dem Rep Accused Of Anti-Semitism Decided To Pick Another Fight During Committee Hearing Matt Vespa And then there’s that other loser Democrat, John Kasich. Oh wait, he’s a Republican – he just supports everything Democrats support because True Conservatism™ is all about enacting the Democrat agenda for some reason. You might not have heard, but his father was a mailman. Anyway, maybe he can pair up with Jeff Flake, get the backing of Bill Kristol, and pick up all the loose votes from that selective demographic of Fredocons who still don’t regret voting for Evan McMullin.
Both of them.
Look, the way the states are polarized means that any zombie Dem is going to get a ton of electoral votes. California will vote for whatever clown the donkeys nominate as part of its “hit bottom/keep digging” program. New York, which recently passed legislation to protect its citizens from the threat of viable infants, will clearly choose whichever pinko the party picks. But in the battleground states, will these glorified hamsters play? Nope. They’re selling no cars, no planes, no steaks, and abortions up until the time the kid can drive, except there will be no cars. Trump doesn’t need to do much to grab the vital center and win except to stand there saying, “Socialism? Really?”
My latest novel, Wildfire, and the earlier installments People’s Republic and Indian Country, chronicle a dark and scary America where half of the country abandons conservative awesomeness to go full Venezuela. And that’s exactly what this brigade of yodeling Bolsheviks proposes to do. But by catering to their ninny leftist faction, they risk alienating the people in the swing states who would have to pay the price for the Democrats’ pandering to the loonies.
And Trump’s going to be all over them pointing it out. The Dems can suck-up to their base or they can side with the Normals. They can’t do both.
Trump’s got the edge. We have six more years, and then we let Nikki Haley and Mike Pence fight it out with Don, Jr.
Oh, hell yeah.
No, but the total ineptness of the Republican congresscritters just might.
I agree, they couldn’t beat him. But we must remember the stupidity of so many Americans and Election Fraud. That’s a disastrous combination.
As a matter of fact I did a title search and it was negative.
Looking at the very last sentence.
At this point, I don’t really see Don Jr. ever becoming a serious candidate for POTUS. His approach to almost anything seems unserious. That’s okay. He’s still a good public speaker, and I could see him perhaps go for Governor some day.
Ivanka and her other big brother Eric? Yes. I can imagine both wanting the office and going for it.
I do not yet know if Eric has enough fire to fend off the volley of insults that will be hurled in his direction.
I don’t know if he can think as quickly on his feet as a Ted Cruz type could do.
I’ve never seen him appear as anything close to angry.
Ivanka has a temper. I can see it in her face sometimes.
Mrs. Melania Trump herself? No. No I don’t see that she has any ambition for such a pursuit whatsoever. Most people don’t. Mrs. Trump is doing her part now acting to support the president.
This guy’s use of mockery is outstanding. The point of his pen really sticks it to the gaggle of imbeciles in the democrat party
Voting for a DemonRAT today is the same as voting for ISIS, the Taliban, or Hezbollah. They’re all enemies of the USA, enemies of our Constitution, and enemies of our freedom and our cherished way of life!! All of the enemies and terrorists above fully intend to be dictators and destroy anyone who believes in freedom. IMO, there’s no difference whatsoever between our foreign enemies and our domestic ones in politics and the thugs they hire or allow to walk across our borders illegally.
In my opinion, if they’re given the power, they fully intend to destroy all of us who they can’t control.
He also writes some good novels:
Cheers for link. Wonder if DJT has read that book. He might wanna consider finding a place for Schlichter in his 2020 campaign. I think he is the most outstanding attack writer in conservative circles at the moment.
The apparent strategy of the Dems is to intentionally run radicals and nut cases so that at the end one or two candidates posing as models of moderation and centrism will appear to be the logical choice, and moreover, more moderate than Trump (at least in speech).
The Dems are positioning Minnesota attorney and Senator Amy Klobuchar and Hawaiian Army Reserve major Tulsi Gabbard as exemplars of moderation and reason. The others are diversions.
Don’t forget this is how Trump won. The Repubs portrayed all their other candidates as part of the Establishment War Machine and Trump as the Court Jester. It worked.
If the Rats honestly think that a mentally unstable b*tch like Kolubchar would have a chance against Trump, they have completely lost their minds.
But I’m actually okay with that LMAO.
I actually think the Rats have already realized they have no chance against Trump in 2020. All the left wing Rat crazies are coming out of the woodwork, but they’re just rehearsing for 2024.
Get a handle of Voter Fraud and the simple answer is NO.
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