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The AOC Mocktail challenge
home brewed ^
| 02/12/2019
| Vanity
Posted on 02/12/2019 10:47:25 AM PST by outofsalt
AOC, our favorite socialist bartender, is proposing all sorts of tonics for our nation. I challenge all to come up with your own potions to help explain her brilliance to the world. Whatever you come up with, I'm stealing the tips.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; occasionalcortex
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The Farting Cow: Two parts Havana Club rum, a Starbucks latte, and a splash of Canada Dry. Let one rip! Bitter Off Dead: Stolichnaya Vodka, A liberal shot of Kool-Aid, The Bitter End Mexican Mole bitters. You'll always vote democrat! Bronx Red Ripple: Red Ripple Wine and Leninade Soda. "Get hammered and sickled"
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:47:25 AM PST
by
outofsalt
To: outofsalt
When she smiles, she looks like a refugee from the move, “From Dusk to Dawn”. . . .
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:49:04 AM PST
by
RatRipper
To: RatRipper
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:49:29 AM PST
by
RatRipper
To: outofsalt
(reformatted)
The Farting Cow: Two parts Havana Club rum, a Starbucks latte, and a splash of Canada Dry. Let one rip!
Bitter Off Dead: Stolichnaya Vodka, A liberal shot of Kool-Aid, The Bitter End Mexican Mole bitters. You'll always vote democrat!
Bronx Red Ripple: Red Ripple Wine and Leninade Soda. "Get hammered and sickled"
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:51:04 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: RatRipper
But from the movie “Caddyshack”, It looks good on her though (eyeroll).
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:51:16 AM PST
by
RatRipper
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:53:10 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: outofsalt
Regardless of the drink recipes provided, each patron with a wallet will have to pay for the drinks of the non-paying patrons around them. You know, out of ‘fundamental fairness’.
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:53:12 AM PST
by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Wake me when a prominent democrat gets prosecuted. ))))
To: outofsalt
You forgot to include camel urine in the concoction, you know, for diversity and such. :)
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:57:29 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: outofsalt
The D4 Bar Mat Shot for $50, “the Detritus Drink for the Discerning Drinker”
Charge double for the gel version, with a $20 non-refundable security deposit on the cup.
To: Two Kids' Dad
Seattle Snow Melt: Warm rain water with a 90% tax.
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posted on
02/12/2019 10:59:46 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: treetopsandroofs
Now available in a blue pill.
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:00:41 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: outofsalt
The Socialist Surprise:
1/3 sugar water - the top layer
1/3 sour vinegar - the middle layer
1/3 arsenic - the bottom layer
It tastes sweet at first. But it will eventually kill you.
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:01:59 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Leaning Right
The Pelosi Wallbanger: Empty glass, no straw. Only $1
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02/12/2019 11:04:29 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: outofsalt
I call it the "Unwilling to Work."
One handle of Evan Williams whisky + 30 pack Bud Ice + eight 24 ounce cans of 4-Loco + any 5 liter box of wine of your choice.
It should last you Monday thru Friday.
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:04:52 AM PST
by
Drew68
To: outofsalt
Followed the next morning with hair of the dog and teeth of the banshee.
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:06:47 AM PST
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.S)
To: outofsalt
Moscow Mule Face: Vodka, Blatz beer(for gas), 2 ample lumps of brown sugar, instead of a ginger wedge, use a slice of Trinidad Scorpion Pepper. Hee Haw, Comrade!
To: outofsalt
WTF?
2 parts Woodbridge reserve bourbon 1 part goldschlager 1 tbs tart cherry juice
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:08:01 AM PST
by
Fhios
To: Drew68
Dont forget the new liver and pancrease
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:09:28 AM PST
by
Fhios
To: Fhios
Dont forget the new liver and pancreasMedicare for All will take care of that!
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:12:24 AM PST
by
Drew68
To: Drew68
That one hits close to home! Big fan of Evan.
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posted on
02/12/2019 11:12:34 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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