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The AOC Mocktail challenge
home brewed ^ | 02/12/2019 | Vanity

Posted on 02/12/2019 10:47:25 AM PST by outofsalt

AOC, our favorite socialist bartender, is proposing all sorts of tonics for our nation. I challenge all to come up with your own potions to help explain her brilliance to the world. Whatever you come up with, I'm stealing the tips.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; occasionalcortex
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The Farting Cow: Two parts Havana Club rum, a Starbucks latte, and a splash of Canada Dry. Let one rip! Bitter Off Dead: Stolichnaya Vodka, A liberal shot of Kool-Aid, The Bitter End Mexican Mole bitters. You'll always vote democrat! Bronx Red Ripple: Red Ripple Wine and Leninade Soda. "Get hammered and sickled"
1 posted on 02/12/2019 10:47:25 AM PST by outofsalt
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To: outofsalt

When she smiles, she looks like a refugee from the move, “From Dusk to Dawn”. . . .


2 posted on 02/12/2019 10:49:04 AM PST by RatRipper
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To: RatRipper

move=movie


3 posted on 02/12/2019 10:49:29 AM PST by RatRipper
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To: outofsalt
(reformatted)

The Farting Cow: Two parts Havana Club rum, a Starbucks latte, and a splash of Canada Dry. Let one rip!

Bitter Off Dead: Stolichnaya Vodka, A liberal shot of Kool-Aid, The Bitter End Mexican Mole bitters. You'll always vote democrat!

Bronx Red Ripple: Red Ripple Wine and Leninade Soda. "Get hammered and sickled"

4 posted on 02/12/2019 10:51:04 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: RatRipper

But from the movie “Caddyshack”, It looks good on her though (eyeroll).


5 posted on 02/12/2019 10:51:16 AM PST by RatRipper
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ping.


6 posted on 02/12/2019 10:53:10 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: outofsalt

Regardless of the drink recipes provided, each patron with a wallet will have to pay for the drinks of the non-paying patrons around them. You know, out of ‘fundamental fairness’.


7 posted on 02/12/2019 10:53:12 AM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat gets prosecuted. ))))
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To: outofsalt

You forgot to include camel urine in the concoction, you know, for diversity and such. :)


8 posted on 02/12/2019 10:57:29 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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The D4 Bar Mat Shot for $50, “the Detritus Drink for the Discerning Drinker”

Charge double for the gel version, with a $20 non-refundable security deposit on the cup.


9 posted on 02/12/2019 10:59:36 AM PST by treetopsandroofs
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Seattle Snow Melt: Warm rain water with a 90% tax.


10 posted on 02/12/2019 10:59:46 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: treetopsandroofs

Now available in a blue pill.


11 posted on 02/12/2019 11:00:41 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: outofsalt
The Socialist Surprise:

1/3 sugar water - the top layer
1/3 sour vinegar - the middle layer
1/3 arsenic - the bottom layer

It tastes sweet at first. But it will eventually kill you.


12 posted on 02/12/2019 11:01:59 AM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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The Pelosi Wallbanger: Empty glass, no straw. Only $1


13 posted on 02/12/2019 11:04:29 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: outofsalt
I call it the "Unwilling to Work."

One handle of Evan Williams whisky + 30 pack Bud Ice + eight 24 ounce cans of 4-Loco + any 5 liter box of wine of your choice.

It should last you Monday thru Friday.

14 posted on 02/12/2019 11:04:52 AM PST by Drew68
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To: outofsalt

Followed the next morning with hair of the dog and teeth of the banshee.


15 posted on 02/12/2019 11:06:47 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.S)
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Moscow Mule Face: Vodka, Blatz beer(for gas), 2 ample lumps of brown sugar, instead of a ginger wedge, use a slice of Trinidad Scorpion Pepper. Hee Haw, Comrade!


16 posted on 02/12/2019 11:07:18 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: outofsalt

WTF?
2 parts Woodbridge reserve bourbon 1 part goldschlager 1 tbs tart cherry juice


17 posted on 02/12/2019 11:08:01 AM PST by Fhios
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To: Drew68

Don’t forget the new liver and pancrease


18 posted on 02/12/2019 11:09:28 AM PST by Fhios
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Don’t forget the new liver and pancreas

Medicare for All will take care of that!

19 posted on 02/12/2019 11:12:24 AM PST by Drew68
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To: Drew68

That one hits close to home! Big fan of Evan.


20 posted on 02/12/2019 11:12:34 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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