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Posted on 02/11/2019 2:53:38 AM PST by sodpoodle
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Add to the list - thank you.
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posted on
02/11/2019 2:53:38 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
I like those, sodpoodle. Thanks for the chuckles.
You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!
😃
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posted on
02/11/2019 3:05:37 AM PST
by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
Any pro-family aphorisms?
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posted on
02/11/2019 3:09:24 AM PST
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: sodpoodle
Isn’t the Mexican phone company Taco Bell?
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posted on
02/11/2019 3:41:46 AM PST
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: Olog-hai
"Any pro-family aphorisms?" LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL
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posted on
02/11/2019 4:02:46 AM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: sodpoodle
"..The only married person was Otis.."Don't forget the "arguing couple". d;^)
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posted on
02/11/2019 4:18:45 AM PST
by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
To: sodpoodle
Imagine if Alexander Graham Bell was named Alexander Graham Siren
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posted on
02/11/2019 5:11:13 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe #BuildIt)
To: sodpoodle
I loved Ambrose Bierce's definition of 'aphorism' from
The Devil's Dicitonary:
APHORISM
-n.
Predigested wisdom.
The flabby wine-skin of his brain
Yields to some pathologic strain,
And voids from its unstored abysm
The driblet of an aphorism.
- "The Mad Philosopher," 1697
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posted on
02/11/2019 5:38:23 AM PST
by
Joe Brower
("Might we not live in a nobler dream than this?" -- John Ruskin)
To: NonValueAdded
Alexander Graham Kazmierzac was the world’s first telephone Pole!
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posted on
02/11/2019 6:12:00 AM PST
by
Nuocmam
(Loose lips sink ships.)
To: sodpoodle
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
If thats from 1987 its my fault. I married a Canadienne.
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posted on
02/11/2019 6:17:09 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: sodpoodle
Not exactly an aphorism but...
Hat tip to Hairy the Dog.
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posted on
02/11/2019 6:19:31 AM PST
by
upchuck
(When a society is open, then it [the Left] canÂ’t win. ~ Daniel Greenfield)
To: sodpoodle
shouldn't that be an even number?The author is obviously politically incorrect and guilty of old think. Certainly if a feminist gaia lover married a tree, there would be only one person in the marriage. And what about the traditional Mormons or Islamic "refugees" with more than one spouse. That would throw the numbers off as well.
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posted on
02/11/2019 6:39:12 AM PST
by
PAR35
To: sodpoodle
The odd number represents that woman who married the “pirate ghost”.
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posted on
02/11/2019 6:44:47 AM PST
by
50sDad
(A Liberal prevents me from telling you anything here)
To: sodpoodle
Why do they call it the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
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posted on
02/11/2019 6:51:57 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: upchuck
Funnnnneeeee....don’t get too excited Rusty.
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posted on
02/11/2019 6:57:36 AM PST
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.5)
To: sodpoodle
I learned something from my wife.
I lived alone for twenty years before I met her and found out
that I had been loading the dishwasher wrong all that time.
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posted on
02/11/2019 7:20:46 AM PST
by
red-dawg
(Climate change caused the end of the Ice Age. Did man play a part in it?)
To: Getready
I'm ready! :)
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posted on
02/11/2019 8:19:17 AM PST
by
upchuck
(When a society is open, then it [the Left] canÂ’t win. ~ Daniel Greenfield)
To: 50sDad
If someone got married twice in one year that would result in an odd number of people getting married in a single year.
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posted on
02/11/2019 8:21:23 AM PST
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: sodpoodle
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Point taken regarding the uneven number but the correct grammar would be 4,153,237 people got married last year.
To: MosesKnows
Shouldn’t that have been an even number of people? Or did someone marry himself?
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posted on
02/11/2019 12:26:30 PM PST
by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill & Publius available at Amazon.)
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