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Posted on 02/11/2019 2:53:38 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Point taken regarding the uneven number but the correct grammar would be 4,153,237 people got married last year.
To: sodpoodle
Odd how you put your garments into a suitcase but your suits into a garment bag.
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02/11/2019 1:08:49 PM PST
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DNME
(The only solution to a BAD guy with a gun is a GOOD guy with a gun.)
To: sodpoodle
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T . Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. Charlene Darling was married to Dud Wash.
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02/11/2019 1:13:12 PM PST
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Harmless Teddy Bear
(If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
To: red-dawg
“I lived alone for twenty years before I met her and found out that I had been loading the dishwasher wrong all that time.”
That’s funny. I rearrange the dishwasher after DH loads it. If we did it his way, it would run three times for only once when I load it.
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02/11/2019 1:14:50 PM PST
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MayflowerMadam
(Jeremiah 1:5 - "Before I formed thee ... I knew thee.")
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