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Woman Becomes 'Engaged" to Chandelier
Breitbart ^
| December 8, 2017
| Charlie Nash
Posted on 12/08/2017 9:39:31 AM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode
Will the ‘marriage’ ever be consummated?
It should be fairly easy to make a Lamp feel ‘turned on’.
To: EdnaMode
What a dope. At least for now she is out of the gene pool.
To: EdnaMode
England is full of lunatics, it appears.
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:08:28 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: EdnaMode
nearly 30-inch wide chandelier I guess size does matter.
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:11:29 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
To: EdnaMode
So, how do we know this is a consensual relationship? It sure sounds like the chandelier was sold into sexual slavery.
To: Cicero
Depends on whom the chandelier was doing it with before her.
To: EdnaMode
“continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers...”
She’s gonna marry all 25? So. Polygamy isn’t illegal over there?
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:17:06 AM PST
by
WKUHilltopper
(WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:20:25 AM PST
by
CodeJockey
(Trump... The exorcist of Cultural Marxism)
To: Little Pig
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:22:26 AM PST
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
She’s had an off and on relationship with the chandelier.
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:22:50 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(The FBI is a corrupt partisan organization)
To: EdnaMode
Yet another LIB lunatic. The emptiness of these disturbed people continues to keep me in awe.
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:26:56 AM PST
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: EdnaMode
Overheard during intimate moments: “I saw the way you looked at the hall lamp. Does she turn you on like I do?”
“Oh, baby, I like the way you stroke my socket.”
“Honey, I saw the doctor today. I’m going to have a flashlight!”
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:33:48 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Liberalism is just another form of insanity.)
To: ClearCase_guy
I guess he’s really hung.
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:34:07 AM PST
by
MNDude
(God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democratt)
To: I want the USA back
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:35:34 AM PST
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
When the chandelier sues for divorce, will she finally see the light?
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:40:16 AM PST
by
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
To: EdnaMode
I was once engaged to a wood chipper.
It didn't end well.
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:40:38 AM PST
by
Ciaphas Cain
(I don't give a damn about your feelings. Try to impress me with your convictions.)
To: Mears
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:42:34 AM PST
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: EdnaMode
You’ll hate me for this, but:
Socket to me!
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posted on
12/08/2017 10:46:41 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Liberalism is just another form of insanity.)
To: Little Pig
And how can she be sure it’s German and not a Muslim refugee light fixture posing as one to get a British green card?
To: NFHale
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12/08/2017 10:52:42 AM PST
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Mears
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