Posted on 12/08/2017 9:39:31 AM PST by EdnaMode
33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,” according to Inside Edition.
“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” explained Liberty, who added that she saw her “fiancée” Lumiere on eBay last year.
Inside Edition reported, “The nearly 30-inch wide chandelier is an antique and had to be shipped over from Germany,” and, “Although Lumiere is the only chandelier that wears a ring,” Liberty “loves all the light fixtures in her collection.”
“I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” she proclaimed. “Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”
“None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other, they understand that I love them all for all of their different personalities,” Liberty concluded. “For example, I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere, but I sleep with Jewel every night, as she is portable and very nice to cuddle.”
Liberty, who reportedly identifies as “objectum sexual,” first fell in love with a drum set at 14-years-old, and was previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, “for which she legally changed her name in 2010.”
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Awww....Love WINS!
[spit]
“Be our guest.”
I blame the drugs.
Of course she’s a liberal-——a conservative woman wouldn’t settle for anything less than the entire electric grid.
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I think Lumiere is gay..................
Well, at least she isn’t likely to get STD from a chandelier.
There was a time when we tried to discourage people from publicly flaunting their mental illnesses but it seems now we celebrate them.
Yeah, she may be engaged to the chandelier, but she is cheating on it with a cucumber, and makes her 27 cats watch.
She also chases windmills in her spare time.
So many nights I’d sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now you’ve come along
And you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
Now I understand Debby Boone
Their wedding song was “You Light Up My Life.”
“Come on baby light my fire.....”
Unless it was on Liberace's Piano.
I see she has assigned the light fixture a gender, female. This is unacceptable. She has to allow the chandelier to find itself, and to decide if it is male or female, or one of the 58 other genders. Only then will she be able to have a committed relationship with it.
When I was a kid, this sort of thing would have been an example of insanity. Today, it’s actually taken seriously.
Somewhere out there, there's a jilted drum set wondering where the relationship all went wrong...
I heard her candelabra is suing her for extinguishing their relationship.
"....so?...my Mom was a Doppler radar tower"
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