[C19fan]

I know what is coming.

[Red Badger]

Ice on Uranus is good for hemorrhoids................

[pinkandgreenmom]

Thanks for the info. My 13 year old son is excited to see this. And running around telling “Uranus” jokes because 13 year old boy.

[DadOfFive]

You mean like this?
“Uranus may even be bright enough to see with the naked eye.”

[DadOfFive]

You mean like this?
“Uranus may even be bright enough to see with the naked eye.”

[AnotherUnixGeek]

I know what is coming.

"Hey, I just discovered a new planet, let's call it Ouranos."

"Uranus. Got to be Uranus."

"But why?"

"Trust me on this, there's this thing called the Internet that will show up in a few decades and they're going to need it to be named Uranus".

[null and void]

I can see Uranus - The Chills

[Seruzawa]

Er. It’s a Gas Giant. Not an ice giant.

[fella]

“You might not need a telescope to spot Uranus tonight”

Just a mirror.

[Drew68]

Uranus up close

If I wanted to see Uranus up close, I'd google "Jennifer Lawrence nude selfies." Something I do quite frequently, now that I think about it.

[apillar]

Poor Uranus, the butt of so many jokes (pun intentional). Seriously, I wonder just how the rather unfortunate English pronunciation of the planet's name has negatively influenced exploration proposals (since there hasn't been one since the Viking flyby, which only really happened because Uranus was in the right place.)

No matter how adult and professional scientists are, even they would shy away from being know as the head of the "Uranus Study Team" or for submitting a serious proposal "to probe the inner workings of Uranus". I assume this is only an English problem and other the joke doesn't translate into other languages? Maybe Russia or China is the best hope for Uranus exploration...

[VRWCmember]

You might not need a telescope to spot Uranus tonight.

But maybe a mirror?

[aMorePerfectUnion]

I am on strike until they give Pluto back its rightful title of Planet! 😏

[Hat-Trick]

That’s what Barney Frank said.

[FlipWilson]

Whopdeedo, I see Uranus on tv every night when they show Hillary on the news.

[real saxophonist]

Gustav Holst - Uranus

[SandRat]

Oh, the bad Uranus jokes, that will be posted.

[Mr. K]

Uranus? We changed that name so we could stop with the silly jokes.

Now it’s called Urectum.

[SkyShot]

Breaking: Rings of debris have been discovered around Uranus.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I’m not interested in Uranus, as a whole.

[pax_et_bonum]

I know what is coming.

I have no idea what you're talking about.