Mandatory Title: NFL LIVE THREAD Week 7

[Bender2]

Mandatory Title: NFL LIVE THREAD Week 7



Thursday, Oct 19, 2017

Kansas City at Oakland 8:25 pm
CBS Oakland Coliseum

Sunday, Oct 22, 2017

Arizona at L.A. Rams 1:00 pm
FOX Twickenham Stadium

Baltimore at Minnesota 1:00 pm
CBS U.S. Bank Stadium

Carolina at Chicago 1:00 pm
FOX Soldier Field

Jacksonville at Indianapolis 1:00 pm
CBS Lucas Oil Stadium

New Orleans at Green Bay 1:00 p
FOX Lambeau Field

N.Y. Jets at Miami 1:00 pm
FOX Hard Rock Stadium

Tampa Bay at Buffalo 1:00 pm
FOX New Era Field

Tennessee at Cleveland 1:00 pm
CBS FirstEnergy Stadium

Dallas at San Francisco 4:05 pm
FOX Levi's Stadium

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh 4:25 pm
CBS Heinz Field

Denver at L.A. Chargers 4:25 pm
CBS StubHub Center

Seattle at N.Y. Giants 4:25 pm
CBS MetLife Stadium

Atlanta at New England 8:30 pm
NBC Gillette Stadium

Monday, Oct 23, 2017

Washington at Philadelphia 8:30 pm
ESPN Lincoln Financial Field

And will the Bye and Lesbo Loins lay down with Allegra's Texicans?

[Bender2]

One thing we have all learned this year in the NFL... is that nobody knows jack about who get the high five and who get kicked in the hind end this year.

Yet I know this... all my picks are dead level perfect!

Until they play... them darn games--

So-- Thursday night I gotta go with my Old Dalas Texans over Seven's Waiders--

In Sunday action Arid Zona will sqeek by La Ewes in Merry Ole London--

Call me crazy but I'm picking the Viqueens over Crab City's Black Byrds--

Cam's Putty Tats beat Da Bears, so sorry, Imp--

The Jags over Luckless Indy--

Even with Aaron Boy on the sidelines, big will smile as the Packer defense will get them a win over Nawleans--

Just for the hell of it, I'm picking Cutler to pull the Phins to a victory over Dem Jersey Jets--

The Bucking Ears will feast on Buffalo Ribs--

Allegra's Old Earlers will keep the Brownturds winless and without any socially redeeming value--

In the First Annual "Colonoscopy Kaepernick" Conspiracy Bowl, my Boys will slip by the Soapy 9ers--

Okay, which Ben will show up-- Big or Maybe I just ain't got it anymore? No matter, the real Andy Dalton will show and find his arse handed to him by the Stoolers--

After last week drubbing by the winless Giants, I wouldn't be surprised to see Payton's Old Ponies screw the pooch at La Bolts' soccer stadium. I said I would be surprised-- But I ain't falling for it. The Mile Highers in a romp and stomp--

Okay, as much as I hate Eli and his Jersey Jints, I'm calling it a win for them over the Seathugs--

Sunday Night I think Atlanta will finally get their revenge over big's Patty Cheaters--

On ESPN's Monday Nite Game, the rating will be down again and the Deadskins will pluck the Iggles naked as a 69-year old hippie in a 40-year old hot tub--

[Bender2]

Now, which game above... did I make a mistake on?

[big'ol_freeper]

Moving towards mid-season already. The Packer boys took a big hit. They'll need to prove their metal to me now. Here's how the games will go for week seven:

[Bender2]

In my college picks this week, while my Fightin' Aggies rest and recoup, them no-count Teasips will get their second hinnie whippin' from North of the Red by Okie State--

Navy will give UCF a run for the money and I'm calling for an upset-- Fear the Goat!

Texas Tech will come out of the bunker to slow down them Iowa State twisters--

Dear Old Pappy's #4 Horned Toads will teach them Kansas Woodypeckers a thing or two about the price of corn--

[Bender2]

Re: They'll need to prove their metal to me now.

Shouldn't that be prove their... cheese?

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[rwoodward]

F$#k the NFL!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

“If that is your opinion, we agree to disagree even if we think you are no better than the NFL protestors.”

[cgbg]

As long as you post the incorrect dates and locations everything is good. :-)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Thursday, Oct 19, 2017
Kansas City

Sunday, Oct 22, 2017
Arizona
Baltimore
Carolina
Indianapolis
Green Bay
N.Y. Jets
Buffalo
Cleveland
Dallas
Pittsburgh
Denver
Seattle
New England

Monday, Oct 23, 2017
Philadelphia

[tomkat]

<paraphase>

Certain folks on Free Republic who hate the British Army do not care
that we on these Revolutionary War Threads do not praise any of
the Redcoats nor ask any one to not support the Continental Army.
Just because we want to weekly pick who will win and who will lose,
we appear to be the root of the problem, not the invading British Army.
If that is your opinion, we agree to disagree even if that makes us Loyalists.

< /paraphase >

[Bender2]

Gadzooks-- as muddled as that was, at least we didn't get "paraphased" as supporters of Hitler, the KKK, Baby Killing, Nun Raping and Baking Cakes for Gay folk--

Should I take this as progress... or as a subtle decline in the present insanity?

[NY Cajun]

Screw the NFL and all the patriotic posers who choose the NFL over our flag.

[Impy]

Some brave Internet solider, saving the country by trolling online, must have had magic mushrooms for breakfast.

[bagster]

Do your thang, Bender.

[tomkat]

Could've been better, but was barely into my first mug of coffee.

By the way, it's common protocol to ping the people you post to/at.

Not to mention that you knew exactly what the point was.

[Impy]

I'm gonna have to marinate on my choices.

NFL LIVE THREAD Week 7 (Thank you, Bender!)

Thursday, Oct 19, 2017

==== Kansas City at Oakland

Sunday, Oct 22, 2017

== Arizona at L.A. Rams (in London) =

= Baltimore at Minnesota==

=== Carolina at Chicago

== Jacksonville at Indianapolis=

= New Orleans at Green Bay==

= N.Y. Jets at Miami==

= Tampa Bay at Buffalo==

== Tennessee at Cleveland=

=== Dallas at San Francisco

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh===

=== Denver at L.A. Chargers

= Seattle at N.Y. Giants==

= Atlanta at New England==

Monday, Oct 23, 2017

= Washington at Philadelphia==

Bye teams this week: Detriot, Houston

Ongoing

== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America== = = =

[Enterprise]

Lot of good it did me last week to wait until I had enough information.

Oakland
Rams
Minnesota
Carolina
Jacksonville
New Orleans
Jets
Buffalo
Tennessee
Dallas
Pittsburgh
Chargers
Seattle
New England
Philadelphia

[al_c]

Given my record for the year, perhaps I should start picking the opposite of what I think I should pick. Maybe that will help. But ...

Chiefs
Cards
Ravens
Panthers
Colts
Aints
Jets
BiLLLLs
Oilers
COWBOYS ... even without that imaginary-cereal-eating-self-ab-worshipping running back
Steelers
Broncos
Seahags
Falcons
Eagles

[kosciusko51]

My Thursday pick is KC. I’ll have the rest of my picks done Thursday or Friday.

[Bender2]

Ya know, Imp-- Some busybody comes on your thread and trashes you... and then trashes you again when you won't post back at them to give them the time of day.

Seem to me this is a classic case of narcissistic syndrome. And for those not knowing just what that is, the Mayo Clinic says something along this line: "Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and ego, a deep need for loving admiration, a complete lack of empathy for others and a compulsion to denigrate any view that does not totally agree with their's. And behind this mask of ultraconfidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism, slight or any instance of being ignored."

Gadzooks-- Them Mayo boys... know their stuff!

Yeah, Bendy-- Like a dog that wants to be loved and petted... over and over again for eating his own vomit.