Or a book gun
Posted on 09/14/2017 6:28:09 PM PDT by cq
10 - Drink Coaster
9 - Paper Weight
8 - target practice
7 - starting campfires
Outhouse Toilet paper
You have to buy it first or get it second hand. You could not pay me to buy or read this worthless piece of drivel.
White Elephant gift at Christmas time.
Then throw in the fireplace and watch it burn.
Teaching a course on narcissistic personality disorder. Classic case study.
Silverfish breeding station
BINGO !
Dog poop scooper.
Cut out for gun. Perfect hiding space, no one will ever look inside the book let alone read it.
LOL
Use it for kindling when you burn korans.
From the Mayo Clinic’s webpage on NPD:
“Many experts use the criteria in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), published by the American Psychiatric Association, to diagnose mental conditions. This manual is also used by insurance companies to reimburse for treatment.
DSM-5 criteria for narcissistic personality disorder include these features:
Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
Exaggerating your achievements and talents
Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
Requiring constant admiration
Having a sense of entitlement
Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
Taking advantage of others to get what you want
Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
Being envious of others and believing others envy you
Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner
Although some features of narcissistic personality disorder may seem like having confidence, it’s not the same. Narcissistic personality disorder crosses the border of healthy confidence into thinking so highly of yourself that you put yourself on a pedestal and value yourself more than you value others.”
Or a book gun
As if we don’t have enough posts about Hillary already ...
Use it to cook bacon to coat bullets to use in the middle east war between Good and evil.
Oooo...good one, except maybe perhaps a waste of good bacon.
I am sure there are other areas of globulous fat on the pig that will serve as well, but are perhaps not QUITE as tasty! :-)
... or think your a gun owner
Venezuela, TP no longer available. 500pp plus could help a family of 6 in dire need of bum wad.
Haiti, see above
Egypt, they'd just love to express their sentiments for her fine work as Secretary of State during the Arab Spring.
North Korea, well, might be a problem there, as winter is near upon them. Dilemma, do we eat it or use it for heat. Embarrassment of riches.
It goes right next to Bill Clinton’s copy of “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before.”
Other uses might depend mostly on the absorbency of the paper.
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