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To: cq

Outhouse Toilet paper


2 posted on 09/14/2017 6:30:27 PM PDT by cq (Can we get to the point please?)
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Send all the remaindered copies to:

Venezuela, TP no longer available. 500pp plus could help a family of 6 in dire need of bum wad.

Haiti, see above

Egypt, they'd just love to express their sentiments for her fine work as Secretary of State during the Arab Spring.

North Korea, well, might be a problem there, as winter is near upon them. Dilemma, do we eat it or use it for heat. Embarrassment of riches.

18 posted on 09/14/2017 6:40:42 PM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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Be careful with that one, you could catch something.


28 posted on 09/14/2017 7:12:41 PM PDT by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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Maybe they can use them to make the actual outhouses too.  (They could be strategically deployed near places like the mayor's residence, in sanctuary cities, or near the big mansions of those big shot limo-liberal Hollywood stars.)

Here's an example of a small building made of discarded/recycled books:


      


(You might need to add a door, and some opaque windows, and a seat with a hole in it, for the outhouse, and be sure to spray her books thoroughly with Lysol, before using them for the building.)


43 posted on 09/14/2017 10:47:13 PM PDT by Songcraft
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