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Blowing Out Birthday Candles Means Blasting Cakes With Spit
Consumerist ^
| July 27, 2017
Posted on 07/28/2017 3:44:37 PM PDT by SMGFan
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Would like another piece of cake? /s
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:44:37 PM PDT
by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
My family’s been spittin’ on cakes for decades if not generations...I suspect we’ll continue...
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:46:49 PM PDT
by
Iscool
To: SMGFan
“Blowing Out Birthday Candles Means Blasting Cakes With Spit”
Yeah... but it’s good spit.
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:47:17 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: SMGFan
Alas, this was the unnamed journalist’s last article.
Someone told her about kissing and she died right on the spot.
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:47:35 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(long hours.)
To: SMGFan
Did you know that when you can smell a fart, that the smell comes from tiny pieces of feces being inhaled into your nose ?
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:48:46 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: SMGFan
I blow my birthday cakes out with sneezes so I don’t think this applies to me.
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:53:25 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(I bought a house on a one-way street that's also a dead end and now I can't leave.)
To: SMGFan
Growing up I never would eat cake that had the candles blown out.
Still won’t.
To: UCANSEE2
No, I did not know that. That would make a nice dinner table conversation topic on a first date.
To: SMGFan
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:56:13 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: SMGFan
That’s funny... In my family we blow out birthday cake candles by clapping ones’ hands over the cake. That’s the way we’ve done it for the last (almost) half century.
Try it, it works.
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posted on
07/28/2017 3:59:04 PM PDT
by
babygene
(hMake America Great Again)
To: SMGFan
Of course we all knew this all along.
This is newsworthy? I guess it is more interesting than reporting about the russians and collusion.
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posted on
07/28/2017 4:02:03 PM PDT
by
Sequoyah101
(It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
To: Ammo Republic 15
To: babygene
Thats funny... In my family we blow out birthday cake candles by clapping ones hands over the cake. Thats the way weve done it for the last (almost) half century. That leaves little bits of dried skin and sweat on the cake. Yuck. Personally, I use a stainless steel and viton bellows that's been autoclaved.
To: BipolarBob
Lol! And you make sure you have a runny nose, I bet.
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posted on
07/28/2017 4:09:14 PM PDT
by
laplata
(Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: SMGFan
Now just imagine if you have a sister-in-law who loved putting those relighting candles on the kids' cakes.
Can I get a piece from the bottom layer in the back? Thanks.
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posted on
07/28/2017 4:11:50 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
To: NewHampshireDuo
Seriously, blowing out candles and spit. You have got to be kidding. I draw the line when someone lets pets have a place at the table.
https://youtu.be/C1Zp7vfyew8?t=48
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posted on
07/28/2017 4:12:18 PM PDT
by
lurked_for_a_decade
(Imagination is more important than knowledge! ( e_uid == 0 ) != ( e_uid = 0 ). I Read kernel code.)
To: SMGFan
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posted on
07/28/2017 4:19:33 PM PDT
by
jmaroneps37
(Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
To: CGASMIA68
To: SMGFan
Thanks I needed to hear that.. Not.. I still will eat the cake unless a dog slobbers all over it..
To: Ammo Republic 15
But if a guy is that squirmish about germs and his mouth he’s going to miss out on a whole lot of fun things in life.
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