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Blowing Out Birthday Candles Means Blasting Cakes With Spit
Consumerist ^ | July 27, 2017

Posted on 07/28/2017 3:44:37 PM PDT by SMGFan

When celebrating birthdays, blowing out a cake full of candles and singing a public domain song is a time-honored tradition. Yet has it ever occurred to you that this ritual means that the birthday celebrant is just blasting spit over the candles and the top layer of the cake? Well, now it has.

The Journal of Food Research in Canada recently published a study, which we learned about from The Atlantic, that will make every celebration that you’re part of seem just a little more gross. Logically, some saliva must end up on cakes when you blow out candles, but the daughter of Paul Dawson, a professor at Clemson University, wondered how much more.

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TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine
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Would like another piece of cake? /s
1 posted on 07/28/2017 3:44:37 PM PDT by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

My family’s been spittin’ on cakes for decades if not generations...I suspect we’ll continue...


2 posted on 07/28/2017 3:46:49 PM PDT by Iscool
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To: SMGFan

“Blowing Out Birthday Candles Means Blasting Cakes With Spit”

Yeah... but it’s good spit.


3 posted on 07/28/2017 3:47:17 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: SMGFan

Alas, this was the unnamed journalist’s last article.

Someone told her about kissing and she died right on the spot.


4 posted on 07/28/2017 3:47:35 PM PDT by MrEdd (long hours.)
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To: SMGFan

Did you know that when you can smell a fart, that the smell comes from tiny pieces of feces being inhaled into your nose ?


5 posted on 07/28/2017 3:48:46 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: SMGFan

I blow my birthday cakes out with sneezes so I don’t think this applies to me.


6 posted on 07/28/2017 3:53:25 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I bought a house on a one-way street that's also a dead end and now I can't leave.)
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To: SMGFan

Growing up I never would eat cake that had the candles blown out.

Still won’t.


7 posted on 07/28/2017 3:53:39 PM PDT by Ammo Republic 15
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To: UCANSEE2

No, I did not know that. That would make a nice dinner table conversation topic on a first date.


8 posted on 07/28/2017 3:55:08 PM PDT by forgotten man
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To: SMGFan

I don’t like cake.


9 posted on 07/28/2017 3:56:13 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: SMGFan

That’s funny... In my family we blow out birthday cake candles by clapping ones’ hands over the cake. That’s the way we’ve done it for the last (almost) half century.

Try it, it works.


10 posted on 07/28/2017 3:59:04 PM PDT by babygene (hMake America Great Again)
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To: SMGFan

Of course we all knew this all along.

This is newsworthy? I guess it is more interesting than reporting about the russians and collusion.


11 posted on 07/28/2017 4:02:03 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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To: Ammo Republic 15

Did ya ever grow up ?


12 posted on 07/28/2017 4:04:03 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: babygene
That’s funny... In my family we blow out birthday cake candles by clapping ones’ hands over the cake. That’s the way we’ve done it for the last (almost) half century.

That leaves little bits of dried skin and sweat on the cake. Yuck. Personally, I use a stainless steel and viton bellows that's been autoclaved.

13 posted on 07/28/2017 4:04:47 PM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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Lol! And you make sure you have a runny nose, I bet.


14 posted on 07/28/2017 4:09:14 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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Now just imagine if you have a sister-in-law who loved putting those relighting candles on the kids' cakes.

Can I get a piece from the bottom layer in the back? Thanks.

15 posted on 07/28/2017 4:11:50 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
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To: NewHampshireDuo

Seriously, blowing out candles and spit. You have got to be kidding. I draw the line when someone lets pets have a place at the table.

https://youtu.be/C1Zp7vfyew8?t=48


16 posted on 07/28/2017 4:12:18 PM PDT by lurked_for_a_decade (Imagination is more important than knowledge! ( e_uid == 0 ) != ( e_uid = 0 ). I Read kernel code.)
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To: SMGFan

And...?


17 posted on 07/28/2017 4:19:33 PM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: CGASMIA68

LOL...I guess not...


18 posted on 07/28/2017 4:22:59 PM PDT by Ammo Republic 15
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To: SMGFan

Thanks I needed to hear that.. Not.. I still will eat the cake unless a dog slobbers all over it..


19 posted on 07/28/2017 4:24:28 PM PDT by Davy Crocket
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To: Ammo Republic 15

But if a guy is that squirmish about germs and his mouth he’s going to miss out on a whole lot of fun things in life.


20 posted on 07/28/2017 4:28:30 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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