Would like another piece of cake? /s
1 posted on
07/28/2017 3:44:37 PM PDT by
SMGFan
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To: SMGFan
My family’s been spittin’ on cakes for decades if not generations...I suspect we’ll continue...
2 posted on
07/28/2017 3:46:49 PM PDT by
Iscool
To: SMGFan
“Blowing Out Birthday Candles Means Blasting Cakes With Spit”
Yeah... but it’s good spit.
3 posted on
07/28/2017 3:47:17 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: SMGFan
Alas, this was the unnamed journalist’s last article.
Someone told her about kissing and she died right on the spot.
4 posted on
07/28/2017 3:47:35 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(long hours.)
To: SMGFan
Did you know that when you can smell a fart, that the smell comes from tiny pieces of feces being inhaled into your nose ?
5 posted on
07/28/2017 3:48:46 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: SMGFan
I blow my birthday cakes out with sneezes so I don’t think this applies to me.
6 posted on
07/28/2017 3:53:25 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(I bought a house on a one-way street that's also a dead end and now I can't leave.)
To: SMGFan
Growing up I never would eat cake that had the candles blown out.
Still won’t.
To: SMGFan
9 posted on
07/28/2017 3:56:13 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: SMGFan
That’s funny... In my family we blow out birthday cake candles by clapping ones’ hands over the cake. That’s the way we’ve done it for the last (almost) half century.
Try it, it works.
10 posted on
07/28/2017 3:59:04 PM PDT by
babygene
(hMake America Great Again)
To: SMGFan
Of course we all knew this all along.
This is newsworthy? I guess it is more interesting than reporting about the russians and collusion.
11 posted on
07/28/2017 4:02:03 PM PDT by
Sequoyah101
(It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
To: SMGFan
Now just imagine if you have a sister-in-law who loved putting those relighting candles on the kids' cakes.
Can I get a piece from the bottom layer in the back? Thanks.
15 posted on
07/28/2017 4:11:50 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
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17 posted on
07/28/2017 4:19:33 PM PDT by
jmaroneps37
(Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
To: SMGFan
Thanks I needed to hear that.. Not.. I still will eat the cake unless a dog slobbers all over it..
To: SMGFan
I wouldn’t touch a piece of spit blown birthday cake if you put a gun to my head.
21 posted on
07/28/2017 4:30:12 PM PDT by
anton
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My BIL’s girlfriend showed us a better way.....WAVE A PAPER PLATE OVER THE CANDLES......No spitting involved!!!
22 posted on
07/28/2017 4:31:32 PM PDT by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: SMGFan
Isn't that like double-dipping a chip?
25 posted on
07/28/2017 4:37:59 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: SMGFan
“We were so poor, in our Christmas tree, we had no tinsel. We used to wait for Grandpa to sneeze.” - Rodney Dangerfield
26 posted on
07/28/2017 4:39:38 PM PDT by
dfwgator
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27 posted on
07/28/2017 4:39:45 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
To: SMGFan
When I’m 90, I’m gonna insist 90 candles be placed on the cake so I can spend half an hour trying to blow them out. It’ll be all mine by then.
37 posted on
07/28/2017 5:07:35 PM PDT by
Ted73
To: SMGFan
Is why you put a number candle on a cup cake and not the cake
38 posted on
07/28/2017 5:07:41 PM PDT by
butlerweave
(it's the children are)
To: SMGFan
I’ve been the in same room as Bob Goldthwait AND Gilbert Gottfried.
You can’t scare me.
39 posted on
07/28/2017 5:17:52 PM PDT by
Celerity
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