[the_boy_who_got_lost]

Clearly the lack of meat in her diet made her go crazy! =)

[alloysteel]

The chickens still die. Whether it is because they must be destroyed for humane reasons, or if they died as a result directly of the collision, they are expired, they are no more, they are D-E-D, DEAD.

It is hard to get personal with a chicken. They are really rather shallow people, unable to carry on even a rudimentary conversation, and with a very limited attention span.

[thulldud]

Clearly the lack of meat in her diet made her go crazy! =)

Thirty days eating fried chicken in the slammer should fix her right up.

[richardtavor]

Bread and water are vegan...